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Every Glee-Tail: I Do, Declare! Just How Many Gleeks Had Sex Last Night?! And Who's Knocked Up Now???

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Ryan Murphy has finally done it: He’s finally just let fangirls write his show!

Well played, Mr. Murphy!

Our rabid Glee-loving juices are flowing… and we didn't sleep a wink!

We just kept watching last night's EXPLOSIVE Valentine's Day episode over and over and over…

Okay, we watch the last 20 mins over and over and over. And if you call yourself "Gleek," you know EXACTLY why!

Let's not prolong this … we need to VENT about one word: QUINNTANA!

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD… AND WE MEAN IT, IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THIS EPISODE, HUGE PLOT TWISTS ARE GOING TO BE RUINED FOR YOU. MOVE ALONG TO SOMETHING ELSE IF YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN FANGIRLING WITH US. BE GONE.

So….

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Amanda Seyfried And Patrick Dempsey Are Going To Have A One-Night Stand AND A Baby!

In a movie, of course.

Amanda Seyfried has jumped at the chance to have a fake relationship with Patrick Dempsey in the romantic comedy, Wonderful Tonight.

Despite the 20-year age difference, their characters have a one-night stand that results in a baby and lots of conflict because of Dempsey's egotistical personality.

Since Knocked Up, we feel like we've seen a dozen of these movies, so we hope the writer and director have found a way to keep it fresh and meaningful.

Or McDreamy shows his butt.

Give us at least one of those things and we'll be happy. LOLz!

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Ryan Lochte Only Has Time For One Night Stands According To His Mom!

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Say whaaaat?!

Ryan Lochte's mom said he only has time for "one night stands!"

As one of the most eligible men in America (even though he's currently still in London) Ryan Lochte doesn't have time for a girlfriend.

Maybe he has time for a boyfriend?? LOLz!

His mama said he doesn't have the time to commit to just one girl because he's "always on the go."

His tips for picking up chicks?

"Some guys keep staring, but I'll give a wink and come back later, because it keeps her thinking."

Thinking about what? He admits he'll never know.

"It's impossible to know what they're thinking. If I could have one superpower, I'd be like Mel Gibson in What Women Want, where he reads women's minds."

So you want Lochte?

Get him to wink at you, then let him know what you're thinking.

Preferably you'd be thinking that you just wanna "hit it and quit it" because he doesn't have time for a relationship.

It'd be totes worth it.

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The Wanted Stick Christina Aguilera's Face Up Their…

Collective A**!!!!

And we ain't talking about donkeys here people, although sticking her face up a donkey would relay the EXACT same sentiment…

Those raucous British boys from The Wanted recently stopped by Sarah Lee's 'chat' show while readying themselves to headline 92.3 NOW’s One Night Stand in NYC.

And they're STILL hating on Christina Aguilera for being, what they seem to think, such a nasty-*ss-b*tch when they met her backstage at The Voice!

So when asked to place a cut out of her face on a not-so-subtle game board, they instead stuck it…

Well, click plaaaaaay (above) to play B*tch, Beautiful, & Brit Brit and laugh until YOUR pants fall off!

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Simon Cowell Got Robbed By A One Night Stand Last October!

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Woah! It's a good thing THIS didn't come out when he was trying to launch a new family friendly reality competition in America last year!

Sources have uncovered that Simon Cowell is a lot more promiscuous than he lets on. It turns out that the X Factor creator was ROBBED by a girl he had a one night stand with last October.

He reportedly met her at Drai’s nightclub in Hollywood and secretly brought her back to his hotel room for some sexy time. When he woke up the next morning after the dirty deed was all said and done, the girl was gone — along with his wallet and laptop!

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Sex Crazed Woman Gets The Cuffs From The Cops!

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Doin' it, Doin' it, Doin' it rooound!!

That's what one woman wanted allll night long! Too bad her one night stand couldn't take the heat!!

After multiple love shack sessions, the man was spent! Unable to rock the bed anymore, he tried to leave her apartment, but she wouldn't let him!

YES! She actually kept him captive and demanded more!!

Realizing he was about to become a sex slave,

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Carol Brady Got Crabs From A One Night Stand!

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This is NOT the Carol Brady we know and love!

Florence Henderson admitted that she got crabs after having a one night stand with the mayor of New York at the time, John Lindsay.

In her new book Life is Not a Stage, she writes that she gave in to his advances when he put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel sometime during the 1960s. AND, both of them were married!

She continues, "I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it."

She then says that when she went home later that night, she awoke to "little black things" all over her bed and body!!

EWWWWW! So gross!

After an urgent call to her doctor, she was diagnosed with "pubic lice" and was sent a bouquet of flowers and a note of apology from the mayor.

Florence says:

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