You just can't go wrong with sheer, because even if your outfit is horrible, people will be too distracted by your mesh-covered flesh to care!
Just ask Kristen Stewart!
Taking her cue from KStew's efforts to wear as much mesh as possible, Rooney Mara arrived at the One Night To Change Lives charity gala in Dubai in a sheer black (surprise, surprise) Calvin Klein dress.
The knee-length number featured a protruding black panel along the bust to cover Rooney's boobage.
Sadly, no nip slips occurred.
The 27-year-old accessorized with black Givenchy heels, and as per usual, her hair was slicked back into a tight bun.
Though she flashed one tentative, frightened-looking smile, Rooney was as tight-lipped as ever.
So, you know, pretty much a standard Rooney Mara look.
We'd die of shock if she ever changed!
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