Real Life Cookie Monster Swipes Tip Jar From Cookie-Slinging Girl Scouts Who Were Raising Money For Overseas Troops!
This is just AWFUL!
A man named David Betancort, a.k.a. 2014's frontrunner for meanest meanie who ever did live, has been arrested for allegedly committing a crime so heart-wrenchingly horrific that it pains our soul to write about!!!
The 21-year-old Southern California resident stands accused of stealing cash from a group of cookie-selling Girl Scouts! Apparently the dude just straight up took the tip jar from the cookie-selling stand outside of a supermarket last weekend and tried to drive off!!!
But, wait, IT GETS WORSE!!!
We know what you're thinking — how could it? We're talking about a real life cookie monster who allegedly stole about $40 from from young girls!
Well, as it turns out, the tips David stands accused of swiping weren't even for the Girl Scouts!!! They tips were