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Jesse James Severed His Own Pinky On The Job! See The Terribly Gruesome Carnage HERE!

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Hold on to your lunches, boys and girls, because these gnarly images will make you gag!

Jesse James was working hard at his motorcycle shop Tuesday when he accidentally sliced off a huge chunk of the pinky finger!!!

Ugh! We wish we were kidding!

The TV personality uploaded the violent and bloody pics himself to Instagram, captioning one of the more ghastly with:

"Doesn't look like this little dude's gonna make it, Nice know'n you little buddy."

GULP! This is gross indeed!!

If you're squeamish, look at this cute kitten instead!

Still want a peak? OK, but don't say you weren't warned!!

See Jesse James' cut-in-half pinky…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Kanye West Bumps Brain On Sign While Ducking Pap With Preggo Kim Kardashian! See Vid HERE!

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ZOMG! That looked soooooo painful!

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were working their way to one of their favorite eateries in Beverly Hills today when something horrible happened!

Kanye was so concerned with keeping his head down and out of the paparazzi's lenses that he forgot to look where he was walking and BUMPED his his head baldy on a sign!!

Ch-ch-check out the super scary vid for yourself (above)!!

Ugh!! That'll leave a mark!!

Enraged by his accidental injury, Kanye later emerged from the restaurant minutes and yelled at camera men waiting outside!!

The Louis Vuitton Don must learn more patience when his newborn arrives!!

In the meanwhile, we sincerely hope he didn't hurt himself!!

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Jared Leto Once Wore An Obsessed Fan's Severed Ear As An Accessory! EWW!!!

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Holy jalapeños, this is the craziest ear-riest story we've heard all day!

Actor, musician, and Michelin rated hottie Jared Leto has cray-cray fans!!!

In fact, the 30 Seconds to Mars frontman recently divulged some seriously disturbing deets to a British radio station about the most intense package he ever received!

And, no, he hasn't received our package, LOLz!!

Jared revealed:

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Chicago Kid Shoots Himself In Ballz, Tells Cops He Was Jumped By A Van Full Of Ninjas!!!

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A 17-year-old Chicago boy went to the hospital this weekend with a wounded groin, but it's not what you think — he did NOT burn himself while having sex with a freshly baked apple pie!

As it turns out, he accidentally shot himself near the privates! Ouch! Totes bummer!

What's truly strange about his story, though, is what he told the cops who questioned him!

He told them two firearm-weilding Ninjas popped out of a black van and shot him! Ninjas! Seriously! HE BLAMED NINJAS!

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The Game Tattoos President Obama's Smiling Face On His Chest!

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Blunts, bitches, and… Barack Obama!??

Renowned hip-hop star The Game, AKA Jayceon Terrell Taylor, took his devotion to government to a whole new level recently when he let famed tattoo artist Carlos Macedo ink the Prez's face all over his chest!

The Doctor's Advocate rapper appears to be smoking what doctors call a doobie-smack-joint in the pic (above), but far be it from us to judge!!

Ch-ch-check out wild and cray vid of the whole painful process …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Harry Styles' Ball-Buster Admits To Shoe Crime & Tweets Apology!

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The culprit behind Harry Styles' cracked nutz has come forward!

Someone called Jade Anderson has admitted to throwing her shoe at Harry Styles' groin during One Direction's recent Glasgow gig (watch the HIGHlarious incident above) and took to her Twitter immediately after the show to apologize for her ball-busting actions.

Jade tweeted:

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One Direction's Harry Styles Has Nuts Cracked On Stage By Flying Shoe! See The Video HERE!

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Don't mess with Harry's marbles, ladies — we may be wanting kids someday!

As One Direction performed in Scotland this afternoon, a frenzied female fan chucked her shoe on stage and Harry Styles somehow caught it!

Ha! How ridiculously silly!

Our five beautiful British boys, not without a sense of humor, stopped singing for a spell to have a laugh at the wacky turn of events!

And that's when

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