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Harry Styles Photographed In A GOLD THONG! Stop EVERYTHING!

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What a delightful Monday gift this is!!

We knew One Direction's wispy-haired Harry Styles was a heartthrob, but we had no idea how much of a PEENthrob he was!!

This photo, showcasing the British beauty in a glitzy gold thong, has somehow swirled its way into the interwebz, fanning the fantasies of every single Directioner from Hollywood to Tokyo!

And that package!! In the words of Uncle Jesse, have mercy!!

No wonder we hear he bangs 12 birds a night!

Goodness! We're feeling a bit of a fever just looking at it! We can only imagine how hot he must have been next to that iron! Maybe next time he should just do his chores naked.

[Image via Splash News.]

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Jon Hamm Is The BIGGEST Peen Man In Advertising!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy ScrewJon Hamm

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Gawd Damn, Jon Hamm!

Now we know why Mr. Don Draper has sooo much confidence! LOLz!

The Mad Men star was spotted carrying some pret-tay LARGE packages down Madison Ave Friday.

After shopping for lady-clothes at Barneys Jon for his lucky longtime lover, Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon looked ready to go back to his hotel room for a little "rest."

Poor guy, lugging around that heavy load must be eXXXhausting!

Jonnny, if you EVER need some help carrying your package PLEASE don't hesitate to call!

[Image via Splash News.]

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Chloë Moretz's Gilt-y Pleasure? Online Shopping!

Filed under: Retail TherapyChloe Moretz

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Special delivery for Chloë Moretz!

Fresh off a 12 hour flight from South Korea, the Dark Shadows actress returned to her West Hollywood home to find a nice sized package from designer flash sale site Gilt.com on Saturday.

Moretz didn't look too excited, but we're guessing she's just a little jet lagged.

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Rush Limbaugh Experiences A Bomb Scare!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooOops!Media Minute

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He may not be most peoples' our fave person ever, but we're glad he wasn't hurt.

Yesterday afternoon, a bomb squad arrived at Rush Limbaugh's house in Palm Beach, Fl, and they did a sweep of the home after "a suspicious package" was discovered.

We're hearing that Rush's security team contacted authorities when they found the package, but police concluded that it was not a bomb…even though it had "an electronic plaque and wires."

Apparently, the package was sent by a person in Pennsylvania, who has apologized for the confusion, but has also said that it wasn't a bomb.

Stay safe, Rush!

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Brit Brit To Meet With The Big Spenders At The Femme Fatale Tour!

Filed under: Music MinuteBritney Spears

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Hey guys! Would you like the opportunity to meet Britney Spears?

Well, now you can! And for the very reasonable price of $1,000! LOLz!

That's right, sources close to the pop star have revealed that for those fans who purchased the special, triple zero VIP front row package for her upcoming Femme Fatale tour, Brit Brit will be personally meeting with them!

Amazing - well, amazing for those who can shell out the dollah dollah bills! Ha!

We bet it will be a blast, though!

Have fun, bitches!

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So This Happened At The Spirit Awards…

Filed under: AwardzEva MendesRosario DawsonPaul Rudd

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Rosario Dawson just couldn't resist Paul Rudd's package!

While Paul was presenting the Best Screenplay award with Eva Mendes at the Independent Spirit Awards on Saturday, Rosario ran up on stage and grabbed and groped him.

We don't know why she felt the need to grab his crotch, but it was quite the ballsy move!

LOLz!

Why do U think Rosario grabbed Paul??

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Postal Pup Up For Adoption!

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Looks like it will be a happy ending for the poor puppy who was almost killed when a Minneapolis woman attempted to mail him in a box to her son in Atlanta.

The 5-month-old schnauzer-poodle mix, now named Guess, will be up for adoption this Friday!

Anyone interested in adopting this adorable pup must be at the Minneapolis Animal Care and Control shelter where a drawing will be held.

Since Guess has gotten plenty of attention from the media, don't be late because the shelter is expecting a line.

Shelter officials say hundreds of people from across the U.S. and the world have already asked to adopt Guess.

Only one lucky family can take home guess, but hopefully this issue will encourage other people to consider adoption.

There are plenty of other animals out there just like Guess who need a home too!

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