Get your mind out of the gutter! We're talking about HATS!
Just Landed W my #Love @ParisHilton 1h Drive 2 the Hotel now 😴 How sick is the @PAISLEEltd Hat She got? #IWantOne
Hey, River, may we suggest you get a cap with PEREZ on the front in big, white letters?
Just sayin'! Ha!
[Image via River Viiperi's Twitter]