"Hey, excuse me ladies and gentlemen. May I have your attention please."
If you heard someone yell that in a subway car, normally you'd expect a story about tough times, and tough times to follow, with perhaps a shake of a change cup.
But not this time.
The HIGHlarious folks over at CollegeHumor have done it again, pranking an entire Philadelphia subway car with the only panhandler who actually brags about his life. Here's an excerpt from his
tragic AHmazing speech:
“I used to have a great job at a financial institution. But now, I have an even better job at the same financial institution.”
We. Are. Dying. This video is not only a great piece of performance art, it ends up with the entire subway car clapping, and giving the actor/comedian/most awesome panhandler ever, Carl Foreman Jr., high fives and chest bumps.
Ch-ch-check out this unforgettable subway ride for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!