"I couldn't see the teleprompter. So I saw an ad that said, 'We do a Pap smear and give you red glasses.' They were going to trade me up [to a better pair]. I said: 'You're not going to trade me up. I don't have that kind of money.' It's all they had for $19.95."
There's so many things wrong with that statement, but at least it makes for a good story. Right?
Kathy Griffin has announced she will be receiving a poolside pap smear at the Palomar Hotel in Westwood on Friday to raise awareness about cervical cancer!
And Kath will be vajazzling her vagina for the occasion!
Gotta spruce it up for the ob-gyn!
The press release reads:
On Friday, April 16th, she will receive this important test in hopes that every woman will see how easy it is to get this done. She will receive this test poolside at the Palomar Hotel, located at 10740 Wilshire Blvd. in Westwood by a veteran medical physician at 12pm. This is will be taped for her hit reality show My Life on the D- List. Kathy feels that this cause is so important that she has bedazzled her "va-jay-jay," so it can be as 'va-beautiful' as it 'va-can.'
Kathy's goal is to get the word out about women's health. She wants to say "Suck it to Cancer" and educate women all across the world about keeping their bodies healthy and of course inform them about when they should be getting their check-ups.
For the sake of the hotel guests, we hope it's not out and in the open for the entire pool to see!
The Baywatch star hadn't talked too much about her diagnosis over the years, but now that things are taking a positive turn, she's ready to speak up about the disease, saying:
"I'm very fortunate that I've had Hep C for about 16 years. 16 years ago that was [presented to me] as a death sentence. I think it really worked on my self esteem. Even though I may have looked confident on the outside, I think it really was a dark cloud that lingered over me."
She's tried different medications in the past, but now Pam is moving on to a new process that's FDA-approved! These new drugs work to destroy the virus, and she says the outcome could be amazing!