"I couldn't see the teleprompter. So I saw an ad that said, 'We do a Pap smear and give you red glasses.' They were going to trade me up [to a better pair]. I said: 'You're not going to trade me up. I don't have that kind of money.' It's all they had for $19.95."
There's so many things wrong with that statement, but at least it makes for a good story. Right?
Kathy Griffin has announced she will be receiving a poolside pap smear at the Palomar Hotel in Westwood on Friday to raise awareness about cervical cancer!
And Kath will be vajazzling her vagina for the occasion!
Gotta spruce it up for the ob-gyn!
The press release reads:
On Friday, April 16th, she will receive this important test in hopes that every woman will see how easy it is to get this done. She will receive this test poolside at the Palomar Hotel, located at 10740 Wilshire Blvd. in Westwood by a veteran medical physician at 12pm. This is will be taped for her hit reality show My Life on the D- List. Kathy feels that this cause is so important that she has bedazzled her "va-jay-jay," so it can be as 'va-beautiful' as it 'va-can.'
Kathy's goal is to get the word out about women's health. She wants to say "Suck it to Cancer" and educate women all across the world about keeping their bodies healthy and of course inform them about when they should be getting their check-ups.
For the sake of the hotel guests, we hope it's not out and in the open for the entire pool to see!
And this time, she's making some pretty SERIOUS allegations against the officers involved in her Thursday night arrest for drug possession, reckless endangerment, and tampering with evidence!
The troubled starlet took to her social networking page this afternoon to continue denying her legal drama this week, which involved her allegedly smoking pot in her apartment building's lobby and then throwing her bong out the window when police began searching her place, and now, she's asserted that one of the officers at the scene sexually harassed her by "slapping" her VAGINA!