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Kate Major's MAJOR Baby Bump! A Future Lohan In The Making!

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Bing-bong, hello!

Someone isn't afraid to flaunt what Michael Lohan gave her!

You'll recall that we very recently reported that Kate Major is filled with the seed of Papa Lohan and is growing the next generation inside her tummy-tum as we speak.

Well, yesterday, Kate decided to make her grand debut as a new mom, as she was snapped working on her at the beach in LA.

Take a gander, Lindsay. That's your new half-brother or sister in there!

You know what? Let's all take a closer look!

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Michael Lohan's Got 99 Problems, But A B*tch Ain't… Oh, Never Mind!

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Because things can always get worse when you are a Lohan. It's their curse.

So Lindsay Michael Lohan is in jail right now for a multitude of reasons and he poised to have to stay in there for several dozen more. Adding to the list this morning is a warrant for his arrest in Suffolf County, NY. The active warrant was filed over a year ago when Michael fell behind on his child support payments.

Oh no, don't be mistaken. This is not Dina's doing. This is the OTHER baby momma in his life. You know, the one he birth a child within secret and has been sending checks to for years to keep the matter all under wraps. When he finally started falling behind on those payments, the police wanted to drag Mike in to answer to a judge. He's be dodging it ever since last November.

Yeah, not gonna be able to do that anymore huh! A rep for the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office insists that Papa Lohan will be arrested on sight should he make an appearance in NYC, Nassau County or Suffolk County.

No worries though. He's not going ANYWHERE for awhile!

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Daughter To Father: Lindsay Is Done With You, Michael

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You broke your promise and it's the final straw.

Lindsay Lohan has released an official statement publicly condemning her father's behavior and opinions shared in the press. Though it seemed Lindsay was starting to find some common ground with Michael Lohan following her release from rehab, the last few weeks have proven to her that her father hasn't changed and is still out to use her fame to his own advantage.

In her statement, she makes it clear that she doesn't approve of the way her father is dealing with the press or with their family. She says:

"I am sorry that my father has continually chosen to speak publicly about our relationship, my mother, my siblings, and my professional team. I am working through my recovery day-by-day and find his public media bouts unnecessary and damaging."

Bravo, Lindsay! We couldn't have said it better ourselves. The way he parades your business in the media is toxic and you don't need that in your life right now. You need to focus on having more positive and non-threatening influences in your life. We want that so much for you.

And as for you, Michael - if you don't feel ashamed of yourself, you should. You gave us your word you were through clinging on to the coattails of your daughter's fame for attention and you broke that promise. We hope you put in a lot of hours with a therapist while on Celebrity Rehab. You really need to sort yourself out.

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Michael Lohan Claims Dina Snorted Cocaine…With Lindsay!!!

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Behold parenting at its worst.

When Judge Schwartz scolded Lindsay Lohan the other day in court, we specifically remember him saying something along the lines of seeking counsel from someone outside her family. If it wasn't already clear why he made this recommendation, cue Michael Lohan's latest shenanigan.

This morning, Papa Lohan went live on the radio to talk about, what else, his family's problems and, without any hesitation, blurted out that his ex-wife, Dina Lohan, snorted coke with Lindsay in the past.

Yeah, he went there - and we're not sure which one of them we find more appalling. Of course, if it's true that Dina encouraged her daughter's drug use, she's about as awful a mother as they come. But then you have Michael, who instead of taking this information to a psychiatrist or even Lindsay's lawyer, went to the media to get attention and garner some sympathy. Not that much better.

We have his interview for you here (above) and if you think you can stomach his blatant disregard for the wellness of his family, then give it a listen.

As per usual, Michael, you astound us with how low you'll go for attention.

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An Open Letter To Billy Ray Cyrus From … Michael Lohan?!

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The most shocking thing about this letter is that it has taken him this long to write it.

In response to Billy Ray Cyrus' recent rant against the years Miley Cyrus spent on Hannah Montana and his anger towards her current handlers, Michael Lohan has written an open letter to his fellow father of a famous offspring.

Ironically, Michael sees a lot of himself and his situation with his own daughter, Lindsay Lohan, in what Billy Ray is going through. Coming from experience, he has some advice and sympathy to share with Billy Ray's achy breaky heart.

Hold onto your mullets, because Papa Lohan has a lot to say. He writes in his haiku letter:

Billy Ray,

Oh My God! Am I seeing and reliving almost the same exact situations, scrutiny, pain and willingness to sacrifice yourself, for the sake of your family?

As hard and frustrating as it is, believe me when I say, it's a road worth traveled. Even if it may have its’ bumps and grinds along the way. As I was raised, there is nothing like the love a man has for his family nor is there any length he will go to save or protect them. The hardest part is, experiencing the pain that comes from the resistance of the very one(s) you are trying to save.

The one(s) you love so much, and are willing to die for, are too blinded by the "bright light" and people who use our loved one(s) while everyone thinks you are supposed to sit back and pretend it goes unseen. As I don't see you as any one of the three monkeys with their hands over their ears, eyes and mouth. I, nor you, are the type of men who will sit back and do or say nothing at the risk of being persecuted. When I look at what you are going through, I am forced to see myself. Two men who know what divorce and alienation, have done to our families.

Why I ask, if it so hard for our wives, children and even the public, to see that all we are trying to do, is to be there for our family and try to make things right? Isn't it clear that the answer is so easy but the people who don't matter, make it so hard? While all we want is our family and normal lives back, others forsake that for so much more. Why is it that people don't put themselves in or shoes? And say to themselves, “How would I feel if that was happening to me?”

The sad part is, they don't and they probably never will. But that doesn't mean that men like you and I should ever give up. While we can't change the world, our example just might touch a few, and maybe even the one(s) we seek to save.

To that end, I want to say, that I know what you are going through, I feel your pain and frustration, and I also admire your strength, dedication and love, for your family in the name of God.

Best and God Bless,

Michael Lohan

P.S. - I have an idea for a song/album/TV pilot/reality show/parenting book/line of Ed Hardy shirts I want to pitch to you. Give me a call.

That was sad.

No, not like "boo-hoo" sad. More like, "do you have a level of pitifulness you aren't willing to stoop to" sad. We will not clap for this.

At this time, we'd like to write our own letter to Mileybird's papa, just in case he's giving Michael's sentiments any kind of consideration. It goes something like this:

Billy Ray,

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Regards, Perezzers

We think we've made our point.

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Michael Lohan Runs To Lindsay's Defense A Little Too Late

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This afternoon, Lindsay Lohan will face the music for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace at a hearing in Los Angeles. We're hearing that her mother won't be with her as she faces her felony grand theft charges, but have no fear - daddy'll be there!

Oh wait, no he won't. Turns out, since Michael Lohan is still recovering from his heart surgery, he won't be standing by LiLo's side either. However, just because he won't be in the room, doesn't mean he won't be sharing his opinion on the case.

From his death sick bed, Michael mustered up the energy to phone a source to tell them exactly how he feels about Lindsay's date with the DA. He insisted to sources that Lindsay is a "tough kid" and has enough of her own money to buy whatever she wants. He explained:

“Lindsay would never steal something. We just spent $17,000 on a ring for her last week. She doesn’t need a $2,500 necklace. Anything is possible [about her possibly going to jail] with the system today but this isn’t right or fair. She turned her whole life around and this is derailing her recovery. She’s done everything right and how the DA can’t see through this, I don’t understand.”

Let's backtrack for just one sec.

First of all, she HAS stolen in the past…or are we considering the car she was driving down the PCH "borrowed"?

Second of all, if Lindsay is an innocent as you say, then she has nothing to worry about. The system is fair and this DA you're always bashing is just doing her job. The only thing she's guilty of is trying to make your daughter learn some accountability, something you and your ex don't seem to care about.

And furthermore…where the hell are you today, Dina?! This is your daughter and she still wants YOU around! What could you possibly be doing that is preventing you from being with your daughter as she faces jail time?

Granted, its not like this is an infrequent occurrence, but still!

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Lindsay's Parents Dig Her Hole Even Deeper

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Especially you, Michael! What happened to that pledge to keep quiet?!

As we previously reported, Lindsay Lohan is in danger of returning to prison should she be found guilty of refusing to submit to a breathalyzer test during this week's now infamous altercation at the Betty Ford Clinic. Till now, it has just been Lindsay's word against Dawn Holland's, the staffer she threw down with. Lindsay said that she asked for the test, but Dawn refused to give it to her, while Dawn maintains Lindsay was on the phone with her mother, Dina Lohan, who told her not to submit to the test.

Cue Michael, who is corroborating Lindsay's the staffer's side of the story!

In an effort to once again discredit Dina as a good parent, Michael told sources that she "made the mistake of being overheard telling Lindsay — and the other girls — not to take a drug test.” He added:

“It’s enabling even in rehab. How sad. Are you kidding me? If this was all handled the right way, with honesty, none of this would have happened.”

You want to talk about handling things the right way? How about not throwing your kid under the bus just so you can get a good jab at your ex-wife?! If it turns out to be true, this tidbit could land your daughter back in jail for SIX MONTHS?!

The only saving grace in all of this is that even if Papa Lohan continues with this story, there is no hard evidence yet to prove that Dina told Lindsay to do anything.

And again, let's hope no one finds any or LiLo will be ringing in 2011 behind bars!

Ugh. Sad.

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