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2012 is halfway through, so naturally, people are preparing for the end of days.

In an effort to capitalize off of people who believe the Maya calendar points to December 21 as the day this planet goes to hell, Spike TV has turned people's irrational fears into a reality television show!

Last Family on Earth will feature families competing against other families for a spot in a state-of-the-art underground Vivos bunker, which has been fortified to withstand any doomsday scenario society has thought of (except maybe the Rapture).

Producers recruited

Tags: doomsday, end of the world, last family on earth, maya calendar, mayans, paranoid, reality television, spike tv

Aw, poor little R-Patzy Poo.

Robert Pattinson recently revealed that he's sick of set security because he's unable to bond with the cast and crew on his movies.

He finds having security and bodyguards around him all the time to be "frustrating" because he's always separated from everybody else and is unable to get to know them better.

He adds:

Tags: cast members, crew, paranoid, robert pattinson, rpatz, security, set

Cats are so funny sometimes.

This cute little guy is just sitting there, flicking his tail, and then he knocks over a bottle…

And scares the shiz out of himself!!

Check out the above video of a jumpy cat scaring himself off.

Tags: cats, funny, jumpy, paranoid

Who memorizes lines, anyway?

Summit Entertainment's security on the Breaking Dawn set is SO tight that they aren't even allowing anybody to leave for the day with scripts.

Sources say that before starting the film, auditioning actors weren't even allowed to read from the Breaking Dawn script, but rather read scenes from the first three Twilight scripts.

K-Stew and R-Patz aren't even getting preferential treatment. They've gotta memorize those lines on set like everyone else!

While we could understand their desire to keep things under wraps, would it be THAT big a deal if the script leaked? Didn't everybody already read the book?

We're pretty sure the majority of Twi-hards know what happens.

What do U think? Is Summit's security excessive? Or do U think they're correct to be paranoid?

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Tags: breaking dawn, kstew, paranoid, rpatz, script, security, tight security, twihards

He really just needs to stop.

Now that Charlie Sheen has essentially gone and killed his career in one, epic, erratic and borderline delusional swoop, one would think that he'd shut his mouth and attempt to do some damage control, but unfortunately, it seems that he's functioning on a previously unprecedented level of denial, and has continued yapping to the press!

"They have awoken a sleeping giant. This is me warming up. If I'm misunderstood after yesterday then people are worse off than I thought."

Well, isn't that funny? We would have said the same thing about him!

He also once again lashed out at Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre:

“Defeat is not an option. They know what they did was wrong they are in absolute breach [of contract] I did nothing wrong. I expressed an opinion, I have the first amendment and I have an army marching behind me, to quote Eminem. I put a billion dollars in the studio’s pockets and I put half a billion dollars in Chuck’s pocket. I should of been walking in to massages and hand jobs. Yeah, I said it! [The show's producers] kept getting up into my grill, kept tell me how to live my personal life.. I'm saying 'back off back off' and they wouldn't. I'm the type of guy who doesn't hassle anybody…I think everybody’s got a black belt and a gun..so..I don’t get in anybody’s business. I kept asking for that respect and I couldn't get it, I couldn't get it. These guys are a couple of AA Nazis and just blatant hypocrites. They just do not practice what they preach it’s so transparent and so sad.”

Good lord.

Unfortunately for Charlie, we think everyone can agree that what's more sad and transparent is this petulant, childlike refusal to realize why he is in the situation that he is in, and how terribly his choices have affected not only his co-workers, but essentially everyone in his life.

Thoughts??

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Tags: batshit crazy, canceled, crazy people, drug addict, lash out, paranoid, psychotic, rant, two and a half men, wtf

This is truly sad, because it proves just how unwell he still is.

Charlie Sheen recently gave an erratic, frightening interview with The Alex Jones Show, where he essentially lashes out at establishments such as Alcoholics Anonymous as well as his Two & A Half Men bosses, in between insane mantras and other crazy shit.

Here are some of the HIGHlights of the conversation:

“Newsflash, I’m special."

“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. My success rate is 100%. I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. It’s vintage, outdated and stupid and it’s followed by STUPID people. I hate them violently. They will come at me. Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it right now with my mind.”

“I was told if I went on the attack they’d cancel the show. Are they happy with the 5 billion dollars they made off me or do they want 10? I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. There’s a new sheriff, and he has an army of assassins."

“My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get embarrassed. If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.”

“I’m going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view. I don’t subscribe to any model.”

Unreal.

There's nothing else we can really say about it. It speaks for itself.

At this point, we just truly hope by some miracle someone can get him the help he clearly desperately needs.

Thoughts??

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Tags: alcoholics anonymous, crazy people, delusional, drug addict, interview, paranoid, psychotic, rant, the alex jones show, two and a half men

Ha!

Paranoid much, Ben Affleck?

Director Kevin Smith recently opened up about how he bought the actor's old Hollywood home, and spilled the deets on some of the unusual accommodations it ended up providing!

He says:

"I bought Ben Affleck's house in 2003. But when we first came out here two years before, he was having a BBQ with a bunch of people – he was very proud, showing off the house. Rightfully so, it’s a gorgeous house. I’ve constantly benefited from Ben Affleck’s excellent taste. So he’s showing us around and says, 'I can’t wait to show you this, when I was building this, I knew you’d love it. Come with me to my bedroom.' Naturally I thought, 'I’m finally going to have sex with Ben Affleck [laughs] Excellent.' He brings me into this office off the master bedroom, which is now my master bedroom. And in this office is a beautiful bookcase and he says, watch this. He reaches over and under the bookshelf there is a hidden button *click* and the bookshelf pushes back, Batman style. At that point I fully expected Ben to say, 'lets go fight crime in Los Angeles!' But it wasn’t – he says, 'dude I built a panic room!' I couldn’t wait to go into it, I was expecting The Bat Cave. It was literally a 2×2 room. It was tiny. It might have been a small bathroom back in the day. The panic room had a safe in it, a video monitor and a phone so in case someone came you could hide in there. From the outside, it was very Hollywood. It was astounding. The moment you got inside…it’s not what you’re hoping for from Ben Affleck’s secret room. There is not a staircase that leads you down to a ski boat that takes you onto the bay. We don’t even use it any more – it's filled with our kids old Christmas gifts. Plus, no one’s panicked in this house. No one’s trying to come in here and steal me. I’m not Ben Affleck."

LOLs! We doubt anyone was trying to steal him either, bb!

But HIGHlarious story!

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Tags: christmas gifts, director, hollywood, home, kevin smith, panic room, paranoid, storage, wtf