Stop us if you've heard this one:
A pathetic reality show star gets
fired let go from her show because she is the CEO of Crayzay Town, USA and then spends several weeks after the fact trying to convince the world that she is still relevant and a hot commodity in Hollywood.
Enter Danielle Staub, former psychopath of Real Housewives of New Jersey, who Bravo kicked to the curb as she was terrorizing her cast mates to the point of unnerving terror. For the past two weeks, all the prostitution whore has done is gab with whatever media outlet that will have her and swear that she wasn't fired.
Now, her new spiel is that she has not one, but two new shows in the works - a "spin-off" and an "over-the-top hosting show."
According to Stauby, her "spin-off" show goes into production next week and will be based on her own family drama, including her daughter's fashion career.
The punch line? Bravo has her under contract for two more years, which means she can't pick her nose without them saying it's okay, let alone have another television show on another network! And we doubt Bravo wants ANYTHING to do with her at this point.
Though, we'll admit, we're not opposed to watching her host some "over-the-top" talk show ala Ricki Lake! Something tells us the bodyguards would need to hold her back more than the guests!
[Image via WENN.]
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