For Sir Patrick Stewart's whole life, he thought he was circumcised. Yes, we're talking about this.
It wasn't until an intimate conversation with his wife (he didn't offer a timeline, so we're assuming it's his current and third bride Sunny Ozell), that the 76-year-old realized that he didn't actually undergo the procedure as a baby like his mom said he had.
The British star told the story of how it all went down on The Graham Norton Show:
"One night with my wife, as you do, we were talking about stuff and I mentioned my circumcision and she said, 'You're not circumcised.' I said, 'What do you mean? That's ridiculous, I should know. All my life my mother has told me it was fashionable at the time'."
After not believing his wife's expert opinion, he asked a doctor for confirmation that he was, indeed, uncircumcised:
Probably doesn't help that the movie takes place in some kind of Mad Max future with no other mutants, except for Sir Patrick Stewart as an X-tremely old Professor Xavier and one little girl who's very much like Wolverine…
See the jarringly grim first trailer for Logan (above), and go see Hugh's last stand March 3, 2017!
News is just coming in that Kim Zolciak-Biermann's son Kash, 4, was bitten by a dog at some point on Saturday night, with "traumatic injuries" so extensive, it required multiple hours of surgery afterwards.