A marvelous Maine couple just upheld the sanctity of their marriage and the sanctity of our democracy with one AH-Mazing gesture!
David Johnson and his wife Jennifer adore each other completely, but they adore their country even more!
That's why the perfectly awesome patriots ran against each other for the Ward 1 seat in a recent Waterville, Maine election!! Their purpose was to encourage local participation and show the community around them that good-natured debates about the role of government can occur without any political yucky-ness!
We're sure this is exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they designed our system of government! Well, except for the part about women running for stuff! And non-white or non-property owners or non-males doing that whole voting thing!
Hmm, maybe they weren't so perfect after all!
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Tim Tebow might get as much press as Tom Brady, but obviously right now it's not because of his mad skillz…
…or because he has a smokin' hot wife!
Instead, Tim is getting some serious press right now because he's been let go by the New England Patriots after not quite proving his worth during the preseason.
Even though he had signed a two-year contract, his playing didn't impress Coach Bill Belichick enough to keep him on the roster.
But the big news with this now, is what's next for Tim??
He could actually become a free agent and sign somewhere else! So while everyone might think he's dunzo, a little ounce of hope is alive and well…
…but will any team take the bait?
[Image via PNP/WENN.]
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Justin Bieber is finally getting some support from the NFL world–in matters of the home!!!
Three-time Super Bowl champ and Calabasas resident, Willie McGinest, confessed Bieber is a great neighbor…despite allegedly using his gated community as a personal Indy 500.
The former Patriots player lives across the street from Biebs and revealed:
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At what point do you sit down and think to yourself that you've gone too far, all in the name of a sport? Seriously, football is just a sport. People can be passionate about it, but at a certain point you gotta know that you're talking about a GAME.
It's just a GAME.
Buffalo Bills' star Stevie Johnson needs to hit that point, and fast. He just asked North Korea to nuke the Patriots — and we're not even joking. Here's what he said:
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You'd be hard pressed to find someone out there that wouldn't watch Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski in a full-on porno. We're sure there are a LOT of jokes about him being a tight-end, too. Probably some pretty funny ones. We'll take the high road, thanks! LOLz!!
Anyway, Rob was offered more money than we would expect to get his freak on in just one porn scene — we're talking $3.75 million! Holy shizz!!
The weird part about this is
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Awwww! We wanna put hearts, sprinkles and glitter all over Tom Brady's happiness! LOLz
Gisele Bundchen and the New England Patriots' quarterback just welcomed a baby girl, and since Brady already picked out Vivian Lake's profession, he's now settling down and is EXTREMELY happy that his sons have a sister.
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Those damn blue-coats have finally released another prisoner: Chad Ochocinco.
And by 'blue-coats' we mean 'Patriots.' Just in case.
The funny thing is, it was after just ONE season — and they're saying he was more active on Twitter than he was on the field!
Speaking of Twitter, here's what Chad said on it afterwards:
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