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Surprise! Gary Busey isn't a raving drunk and a reckless driver! He's been set up by gold diggers!
Here's the sitch:
The other night, Gary was pulled over by the police on suspicion of a DUI. The police were acting on a anonymous tip they had gotten from a couple who claimed to have spotted Gary driving erratically.
Once the police had safely pulled Gary over, they notice a pair of people taking pictures of the action. Once they deemed Gary to be "perfectly sober," they turned their attention to the "paparazzi" and asked them to stop taking pictures. The duo, Patrice Karst and Mark Abel, identified themselves as members of the press and refused the police's order.
At the time, the pair were arrested on the charge obstructing a peace officer in his duties. Now, the pair have been accused of making the initial phone call to police claiming that Gary was drunk in an attempt to frame him for their own benefit.
And they will sorely pay for that, we imagine.
So Gary is an innocent. First time for everything, huh?
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Someone's looking out for Lindsay Lohan!
You might not agree since currently she has a black box attached to her ankle, she hasn't had a job since the bargain bin classic Labor Pains and she is starting to look like Ke$ha's twin sister, but trust us, this bitch is LUCKY!
If you follow the Adventures of Lindsanity, you know that currently, she is dealing with her DUI case from 2007. One of the charges being examined in the case is whether or not Lindsay was shoving white powder up her nose while swerving down the PCH. Sources are now reporting that she could have been and that there was evidence to support the claim, but the cop who arrested her on the scene threw said evidence in the trash!
Why? Because he is an enormous bone head!
According to the Santa Monica Police report, when the cop was inspecting LiLo's vehicle after her joy ride, he "discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan's right rear pocket."
Dead giveaway, right? This is Lindsay Lohan, after all! A world renowned coke fiend. What else could this mysterious white powder be??? Oh, just wait!
The report goes on to say:
"Some of the white substance fell to the floor. I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it. I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint."
What??? What kid of cop are you that can't tell the difference between cocaine and altoids??? You know, humans are exquipped with FIVE senses. Even if it LOOKED like a mint, we bet it didn't SMELL like one.
And here's where Lindsay gets her Get Out Of Major Time Spent In Jail Free Card. The report adds:
"I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows. I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine. I then recovered the card from the trash."
And by recovering from the trash, he means after 2 whole minutes, he thought about how stupid he was, pulled the card out of the bin, finally put the damn thing in an evidence envelope and then tried to "scoop" the remaining cocaine that fell on the floor to put in a separate envelope.
All that adds up to two words: EVIDENCE CONTAMINATION!!!
After all that, Lindsay got 84 minutes in jail, a slap on the wrist and a great story to tell the other coke-heads down at Chateau Marmont.
Ugh! Some trolls have all the luck!
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