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Not that kind of pearl necklace, you dirty-minded scoundrels! LOLz!

Continuing to flaunt all her Chanel goodies, Rihanna posted a photo of herself on Instagram rocking a humongous pearl necklace from the French brand, with the caption:

"I don't think about you at all #cccertified"

Cryptic!

There are so many people we bet RiRi doesn't think about, like haters, and maybe her competition.

But we have a sneaking suspicion

Tags: chanel, chris brown, instagram, pearl necklace, rihanna

Not bad!

At Monday's Academy Award nominee luncheon, Helena Bonham Carter once again toned down her look for something a little more classy.

The Oscar contender chose a no frills LBD and plenty of accessories.

On her hands she wore sheer black gloves, a large pearl necklace, a Lulu Guinness bag and to top it off a mesh bow in her hair.

It's not a terrible look, but it's not great either.

There's something about that black ribbon on the skirt of the dress that's not very flattering.

[Image via Adriana M Barraza/WENN.]

Tags: 83rd annual academy awards nominee luncheon, academy award nominee luncheon, beverly hills, gloves, hair bow, lbd, pearl necklace

How the eff does she take something completely lovely and simple - perhaps even admirable - and make it nasty and trashy?

That horrific swamp skank Ke$ha wants the world to know that she supports animal rights, but of course she expresses it in the grossest way possible.

She explains:

"I just love animals, and I'm an advocate for animals' rights, and my family has rescued dogs from all over the world. I don't believe in animal testing. If you see me in fur, it's always fake. Sometimes you see me wearing skulls, but those are all from roadkill."

Barf and BARF.

That being said, we think roadkill animal skulls would be super seksi, bb - just make sure to accessorize it with another pearl necklace!

Bwa ha ha.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: advocate, animal rights, animal skulls, cumsha, disgusting, gutter troll, hood rat, pearl necklace, slam pig, swamp donkey, yuck

Well, thank goodness this is over with! We already lost enough of our lunch yesterday!

The lovely and fresh-faced Ke$ha showed the world what a truly elegant young lady she is, yesterday when a photo of her naked and covered in jizz (we believe the polite term is called a 'Pearl Necklace') surfaced on the net, reportedly by DJ Stolen!

We've just received word that Stolen had MORE pictures of the filthy gutter troll doing what she apparently does best, so she sent him this message:

"hey i would love to do a shout out for you…

how bout this… you keep my private pictures private, and ill give you a shout out/ drop… whatever you need for your dj set

why dont you hit up my manager at ****

cool?"

We're relieved to announce that DJ Stolen agreed, kept the world safe from having to view that nasty shiz, and now has a lovely new track with a nice little opening message from Ke$ha!

Listen at the :10 mark to hear it (below)!

Thoughts?

[Image via AP Images.]

Tags: compromise, dj stolen, filthy, gross, gutter troll, leaked, nude photos, pearl necklace, semen, shout-out