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Demi Moore Tries To Unwind With A Little Bit Of Yoga!

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Demi Moore has had a LOT on her mind lately!!

Between her ex Ashton Kutcher conspiring to put a baby in Mila Kunis's tummy, and her mysterious absence from Scout Willis's graduation, homegirl can use some SERIOUS stress relief!

Luckily her pearly-peened bf is a master at the art of relaxation and the two have been doing lots and lots of yoga together!

However, Demi didn't look very zen as she was spotted flying solo as she left her yoga class in Hollywood, but paparazzi tends to have that effect on people!

It looks like she might be able to use another class or two or seven! LOLz!

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Demi Moore's New Boyfriend's Boner Is Literally Made Of Pearls! See Their Lustrous Love HERE!

demi moore pearl penis boyfriend will hanigan yoga pearl farming traditionDemi Moore's fresh new, "complicated" boyfriend pierced his penis with a pearl!!!

This isn't one of those bizarre factoids we sugarcoated or spun — a mollusk-forged mineral is literally attached to this guy's d*ck.

Will Hanigan is a 30-year-old adonis with chiseled abs and a license to teach yoga. We know Demi prefers young, fetching hard-bodies, so none of that is a surprise.

The pearl peen, however… That's an unexpected development!

Ah, the crazy things kids do for attention these days!

The Striptease star's ex-husband Bruce Willis was born when Eisenhower was president. He's a traditional man.

We're sure the only thing that ever cut through John McClane's boner was

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