Demi Moore's fresh new, "complicated" boyfriend pierced his penis with a pearl!!!
This isn't one of those bizarre factoids we sugarcoated or spun — a mollusk-forged mineral is literally attached to this guy's d*ck.
Will Hanigan is a 30-year-old adonis with chiseled abs and a license to teach yoga. We know Demi prefers young, fetching hard-bodies, so none of that is a surprise.
The pearl peen, however… That's an unexpected development!
Ah, the crazy things kids do for attention these days!
The Striptease star's ex-husband Bruce Willis was born when Eisenhower was president. He's a traditional man.
We're sure the only thing that ever cut through John McClane's boner was
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