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Justin Bieber's Penis Is Hard…To Blur! Find Out Why Bizzle's Pizzle Nozzle Is Tough To Censor HERE!

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Looks like this Canadian's proverbial hockey stick is having a little trouble being blacked out! The Biebs having trouble blacking out? Unheard of!

When we found out that video of Justin Bieber's wang was going to be released with a blur over it we thought "you lucky blur, you!"

However, according to a source, law enforcement is having trouble blurring out the Bieberoni meat stick because he moved around too much!

Well, everyone has to shake it at least a couple of times before finishing!

Apparently, the Miami Police's tech team is working

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Justin Bieber Pees Into A Cup In Miami Jail! Or As Justin Bieber Might Call It, A Really Small Bucket!

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This might be the first time Justin Bieber actually pissed into something that police are totally cool with!

The first video of Justin pissing in jail has LEAKED and if you watch the video above you can see Bizzle's whiz sesh happen in the upper left corner! Talk about a live STREAM!

The hidden Easter egg (not thrown by Justin) in this video? We're pretty sure he goes back because

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Justin Bieber's Police Footage Has MORE To Reveal! And It Involves His Leaky Nether Region!

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You mean there's even more footage of Justin Bieber that's even more scandalicious than what we've already seen?!

After footage surfaced online of the Bieberoni getting a frisky pat down, Justin's lawyers are looking to prevent any more embarrassing footage from being released without viewing it first, especially a video that they claim shows the Biebsy in "various states of undress, which show intimate personal parts."

According to law enforcement sources, the "personal parts" include Justin taking a leak in his holding cell, which will make for the 1,238,810th time Justin's johnson has made a public appearance. LOLz!

Apparently, according to a source who actually witnessed the video in question, Justin was stumbling, which is not good news for his DUI case:

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Justin Bieber's Believe Director, Jon M Chu Defends The Star: He's "Just A Kid!"

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Hmmm this seems like a pretty odd defense to us!

If Justin Bieber is neither a bad boy nor a perfect human being, then what is he?

Well, not retiring from music, that's for sure!

Jon M Chu, the Believe director, has spoken out in defense of the star, (probably to get more people to come see the film), saying that the media's portrayal ain't the truth, but neither is the personality Biebs puts on for the world.

Say whaaaaaattttt??

The director said:

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Bill Gates Is Building A Piss-Powered Cellphone? Justin Bieber & R. Kelly Rejoice!

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Golden shower? That's so 20th Century! How about a golden cellphone plan?

The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is investing in an engineering project that hopes to make cellphones that are fueled by human pee!!

We know what you're thinking — someone must be taking the piss! This CANNOT be real!

Well, someone is taking the piss, all right! Scientists are taking it and converting it into energy to potentially charge smartphone batteries!

How would it work?

Ch-ch-check out the explanatory vid…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Dr. Dre's Beats By Dre Commercial Has Seattle Seahawks Fans Foaming At The Mouth!

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For those of you who don't watch football, the Seattle Seahawks have some of the most passionate (and loudest) fans in the NFL!

So Dr. Dre really tried to get that point across in his latest ad for Beats by Dre featuring San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick! The only problem is he might have gone a tad too far!

The commercial is simple: The rival QB makes his way to the Pacific Northwest, and the fans give him a not-so-warm reception! And by that we mean they pee on his bus, yell out things like "You're gonna die here!" and basically do everything outside of carrying pitchforks and torches!

Surprisingly, Seahawks fans were NOT thrilled about being portrayed as an angry mob (go figure!) and some Seattleites are even suggesting a boycott on the pricey headphones!

Yikes! Dr. Dre does NOT want to get on the bad side of these fans! Hasn't he seen his own commercial?? They're vicious!!

Ch-ch-check out the controversial ad (above)!

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Alec Baldwin Looks SUPER Grumpy Walking Walking His Pups

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Alec Baldwin looks super grumpy while walking his pups!

If Alec Baldwin were a grassy field of rolling hills, paparazzi would be thunderclouds.

Alec could be skipping down the streets of NYC, a smile on his face, two cute pups in his hands, and as soon as a man with a camera shows up, it's game over.

The skipping stops, the smile fades and the cute pups become two lumps of fur that only ever pee and poo.

Alec was snapped in NYC, right in this moment, just after he transformed into a grump.

Look at his face! He's so not happy to have his pic taken and it's actually kinda cute.

You can totally see him holding back all the rage inside him.

His lips are tightly sealed, keeping back every awful thing he'd want to say to this photog.

Way to show some restraint Alec!!

Check out some more pics (below) of Alec and his cute pooches!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]

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