Guy Gets Blackout Drunk On Airplane, Pees On The Other Passengers In His Sleep! Flight Nightmare Come True!
World, meet Jeff Rubin.
Mr. Rubin found himself passed-out drunk on a red-eye flight from Anchorage, Alaska to Portland, Oregon, when nature called.
And when nature calls… nature often can't be bothered with civilized, elitist things like, ya know, getting up and walking to the tiny airplane bathroom to take care of business.
So Jeff Rubin did what any
self-respecting insanely drunk person would do: