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Original CHiPs Star HATES Dax Shepard & Michael Peña's New Reboot! See His Heated Reaction To The First Trailer!

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The trailer for the CHiPs reboot dropped Wednesday night, but not everyone is excited about it!

On Thursday, the original TV series' star Larry Wilcox took to social media to share that he HATES Warner Brothers' upcoming buddy cop flick.

Photos: Biggest Movie Remake Flops!

Larry's role as officer Jon Baker has been taken over by Dax Shepard, while Michael Peña has adopted Erik Estrada's character, Frank "Ponch" Poncherello.

The 69-year-old took to Twitter to announce just how much he hates the comedic, reimagined version of the drama series, writing:

The actor ESPECIALLY did not like one joke that featured Michael's face smacking into Dax's penis, ranting in a since-deleted tweet:

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12 Days Of Perezmas: 1 Big Orlando Bloom Penis!!!

One big, glorious Orlando Bloom penis!

On the first day of Christmas, pop culture gave to us…

…one big, glorious Orlando Bloom penis!

It was a day like any other, and then, completely out of nowhere, like an unexpected gift falling into your lap, there was peen.

And not just any peen, but Orlando Bloom peen. A peen that has been happily welcomed inside Miranda Kerr and Katy Perry; a peen that has been a pirate and a wood elf; a peen that perfectly preened on a paddle board one hot summer day in Sardinia.

We don't know why Orly chose to make his schlong so pubic, uh, we mean public, but we're not mad or anything.

If his dong is more comfortable in its birthday suit, then by all means, let that wiener go wild!

See it in all its uncensored, uncut beauty (below)!

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Man Arrested For Drawing A D*ck In His Christmas Lights — See His HIGHlarious Interaction With Police!

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A British man has been arrested during his quest to spread a little crude Christmas cheer.

Steve McGawley was cautioned by police multiple times before getting arrested for what they said were inappropriate Christmas lights on his Blackpool home!

According to the Blackpool Gazette, the standoff began when the 43-year-old used lights to spell out "c*nt" on his house.

Photo: White House Staffers Prank Obama With Creepy Snowmen!

When cops arrived at his house, McGawley trolled the officers further by answering the door naked and played dumb to why anyone would complain about his festive decorations.

After the conversation, he changed the lights to read "LOL" — but later caused more festive mischief by reapplying the lights once again to make a not-so-subtle penis reference.

His second offensive light artwork was a pictionary-style image of a d*ck, next to a

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NFL Security Guard Fired After Allegedly Jerking Off During A Game — See The Proof!

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We've heard of enjoying your job, but this is just disgusting!

On Sunday, a security guard at the San Diego Chargers NFL game was caught fondling himself next to the cheerleaders — and someone got video proof!

Related: Tom Arnold Says He Has A Tape Of Donald Trump Using Racial Slurs

A woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, took the video of the Elite Security employee and posted it online to Twitter and Instagram to help raise awareness about this repugnant act! She shared the NSFW video (below), saying:

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We Would LOVE To Have These Celeb Packages Under Our Tree!

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Having these presents under our tree would certainly make the holidays a whole lot happier!

With Christmas around the corner, we've been drooling over dreaming about the gorgeous guys we'd love to stuff our stockings this year!

Related: Jon Hamm Is Loving The Rumors About His Big D*ck!

Considering Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson was recently named People's Sexiest Man Alive, Orlando Bloom graciously flashed his Yule Log for the whole world to see, and Calvin Harris is back on the market, they're definitely at the top of our wish list — and hopefully the naughty list, too.

But these aren't the only hot hunks we want to keep us warm in the winter weather!

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Watch A Robber Get Chased Out Of A Store By Employees Armed With… Sex Toys?!

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This really brings a whole new meaning to multipurpose sex toys…

On Wednesday night, a masked man walked into Lotions & Lace sex shop in San Bernardino, California, expecting to make some quick cash by scaring the employees.

But the robber apparently wasn't expecting the fierce females to fight back… with dildos being their weapons of choice!

Related: Some Woman Got A Vibrator Stuck In Her Butt… WHOOPS!

When the potential thief began waving around what looked like a gun, a staffer identified as "Amy" told ABC7 that she was certain the weapon was actually fake, saying:

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Ex-NFL Star Jamal Anderson BUSTED For Exposing His Peen To A Convenience Store Clerk!

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Jamal Anderson is definitely on Santa Claus' naughty list this year!

According to TMZ Sports, Jamal caused quite a disturbance in Georgia Wednesday morning after he exposed his peen to a QuikTrip convenience store clerk.

Per the 911 call, Anderson appeared disoriented as he slurred his words and threw money at the employee before whipping out his member. The athlete even went so far as to masturbate in front of the disturbed woman.

Related: Former NFL Star Arrested For Meth Possession

Once the police arrived, they issued the former Atlanta Falcons star a ticket for criminal trespassing. The clerk did not wish to press charges against Jamal.

Unsurprisingly, Mr. Anderson will not be allowed to set foot in a QuikTrip EVER AGAIN. If the 44-year-old ever returns, he'll be arrested on the spot.

As for how the ex-NFL star got home, cops were kind enough to get him an Uber. All's well that ends well, we guess?

[Image via Instagram.]

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