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Murder Suspect Hopes His Big Penis Will Get Him Off

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Richard Henry Patterson is accused of murdering his girlfriend. But according to his rather unique defense, this was just a horrible sexual accident.

The 65-year-old Florida resident says his girlfriend, 60-year-old Francisca Marquinez, choked to death while performing oral on him.

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According to a motion filed by Patterson last week, Marquinez "accidentally sexually asphyxiated during oral sex." Patterson's legal team even says the medical examiner will testify the cause of death is consistent with their story.

Now the accused is asking the court to allow him to show his penis to the jury so they'll get an idea exactly what kind of penis could have caused such a tragedy.

Attorney Ken Padowitz says of the unusual request:

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Colin Farrell Gives Ellen DeGeneres A Detailed Play-By-Play About The Time He Shaved His Own Bush!

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We didn't see this in Colin Farrell's sex tape…

On Monday, the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them actor stopped by Ellen DeGeneres' talk show and did a little confessing (all for a good cause, of course).

In order to raise money for the CHIME Institute, a charter school where his son James goes, the 40-year-old told a pretty inneresting confession about his man bush. No, seriously!

Related: Orlando Bloom Jokes About His Big Dick!

Farrell had Ellen practically in tears as he gave an in depth play-by-play about a time when he tried shaving his own pubic hair. While the A-lister meant to only "tidy up" his nether regions, he totally overdid it as he was left with a teeny landing strip. Too funny!

Be sure to ch-ch-check out Colin's HIGHlarious retelling for yourself (below)!

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Orlando Bloom Jokes About His Big Dick, Says He Feels Bad For His Son!

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Orlando Bloom could not stop talking about his junk in this BBC Radio 1 interview!

The Pirates Of The Caribbean star takes every opportunity to mention his "bits and bobs" as he calls them while talking to Nick Grimshaw on Wednesday.

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For instance, while discussing a scene from his new film Unlocked in which he gets bit by a Rottweiler, Katy Perry's ex casually dropped that he was terrified during filming because:

"I was like, what if he misses my arm and gets something else? You know? There's a lot of other big parts of me that he could have grabbed."

After a couple other mentions, he and Nick laugh about how no one will ever stop talking about it, about which Orlando muses:

"My poor son. He's got a lot to live up to."

Well. We guess Flynn will just have to live with being googled less than his dad's dong for a few years.

See all the talk of peen, paddle boarding, and poodles (below)!

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Orlando Bloom Explains Those Peen Pics & His Amicable Split From Katy Perry!

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Orlando Bloom has something to say!

In a new interview with Elle UK, the 40-year-old addresses those highly-publicized peen pics (you know the ones) and proves breakups don't have to be the worst thing ever, as exemplified by his relationships with Katy Perry and Miranda Kerr.

First things first, let's talk about those nude photos. We know that's what you're really here for.

As you may remember, The Lord Of The Rings star was vacationing with the Roar singer back in August when he was photographed paddleboarding naked. Happens, ya know?

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On the moment seen ’round the Internet, Orly insists his eye for spotting paparazzi really let him down:

"It was extremely surprising, I wouldn't have put myself in that position if I'd thought it would happen. I've been photographed a million times in a million different ways. I have a good radar. We'd been completely alone for five days. Nothing around us. There was no way anyone could get anything. So I had a moment of feeling free … What can I tell you? Note to self: you're never free. Ha!"

Well, at least he has a sense of humor about it now…

As for his recent split from Katy Kat after a year of being together, Orlando insists everything is friendly between the two:

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Celebs With The Biggest Dicks! (Or So We've Heard…)

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Some dicks are so big they can't help but make waves. And these stars are packing equipment like that.

We've heard a lot of penis rumors over the years, but these are the biggest and the best (and in some cases the most hysterical)!

So take a gander at some good ol' penis gossip!

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Patrick Stewart Didn't Know He Was Uncircumcised Until His Wife Told Him…

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For Sir Patrick Stewart's whole life, he thought he was circumcised. Yes, we're talking about this.

It wasn't until an intimate conversation with his wife (he didn't offer a timeline, so we're assuming it's his current and third bride Sunny Ozell), that the 76-year-old realized that he didn't actually undergo the procedure as a baby like his mom said he had.

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The British star told the story of how it all went down on The Graham Norton Show:

"One night with my wife, as you do, we were talking about stuff and I mentioned my circumcision and she said, 'You're not circumcised.' I said, 'What do you mean? That's ridiculous, I should know. All my life my mother has told me it was fashionable at the time'."

After not believing his wife's expert opinion, he asked a doctor for confirmation that he was, indeed, uncircumcised:

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This Instagram Couple Just Aired Their Dirty Laundry & It's Savage AF — Size Shaming & Dick Pics Ahead!

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We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!

Alexis Ren and Jay Alvarrez first shot to social media fame back in 2015 when the Internet dubbed them one of the original examples of "relationship goals," as they shared beautiful travel content from exotic locations to Instagram and YouTube.

But we guess all the vacationing wasn't enough to maintain this relationship, because shit just got really, really real this week as the former love birds took shots at each other online!

Allow us to give you a play-by-play…

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Reports surfaced a few months back that there was trouble in various paradises for the models, but Miz Ren publicly confirmed the split this week on Twitter in a savage rant calling out not only Jay's penis size, but how the "fuckboy" allegedly ended things.

See the ego blows (below)!

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