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Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone Talk About The Size Of His Spidey Package - ‘She Approves!’ Watch Their Peen-Popping Interview HERE!

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is sure to have plenty of action, suspense, and romance when it comes out on May 2nd. But there’s going to be something else up on that screen that we just won’t be able to take our eyes off of…

Andrew Garfield’s package!

Chyeah, that DEFINITELY gets our Spidey senses tingling!

A. Garf and his girlfriend/co-star Emma Stone were being interviewed down under when a question about Andy’s down under popped up!

Australian reporter Waleed Aly inquired about the preparation involved in adjusting Spider-Man’s junk in his suit, asking:

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Denver News Station Accidentally Shows D**k Pic Live On Air! Watch The Anchors' Priceless Peen Reactions HERE!

They were covering the most serious of topics, the Seattle helicopter crash from earlier in the day, but the news team of Fox 31 KDVR dropped the ball.

Or, more accurately, they dropped the entire package!

While scrolling through Twitter photos of the scene in Seattle, the anchor with the iPad accidentally flipped to a photo of Edward Scissorhands, a sandwich, and finally a big honkin' peen!

Ch-ch-check out the NSFW video (above) to see the moment the entire news team flinches at the sight of what was most certainly NOT the Space Needle!

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Pope Francis Lets The F-Bombs Fly As He Accidentally Swears In His Morning Blessings At The Vatican! Oops!

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Holy shiz! Literally!!

Pope Francis shocked the world today by accidentally swearing in front of thousands at the Vatican!

Say WHAAAAT?!

Reportedly, the Pope was giving his daily blessings when he let the f-bomb fly freely!

Francis was supposed to say the Italian word "caso" (which means example/case) when he slipped up and said "cazzo" which apparently means f*ck in Italian!

Talk about a major mixup! Poor guy!

However, the mistake is not a new one!

Apparently the slip is common for non-native Italian speakers and seeing as how Pope Francis' first language is Spanish, the mistake is pretty much excused!

But it doesn't make it any less HIGHlarious!

Talk about the best Pope ever!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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Mickey Rourke Gives Us A Glimpse Of His Expendables In Some VERY Tight Shorts!

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They say every 30 lbs you lose, you can uncover up to an inch in peen length!

Well no wonder Mickey Rourke is getting trim!

We don't know if Mickey is training for an Iron Man competition or what, but we're def getting Whiplash doing double takes at this photo!

The Expendables star was spotted after a workout in some pretty skimpy bike shorts that showed off his whole 9 1/2 Weeks!

Hey, those bike shorts come with their own helmet! LOLz! Really, it's just nice to finally put a face to the legend!

[Image via Splash News.]

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Jon Hamm Keeps His Third Leg Under Wraps In New Trailer And Poster For Million Dollar Arm!

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Why hello there, Mr. Draper!!

This Spring, the guy with the million-inch HammBone, Jon Hamm will be taking a quick vacation from the world of advertising and dipping his peen toes in the baseball world in the upcoming film Million Dollar Arm!

The movie follows a struggling sports agent who travels to India in hopes of finding the next big pitcher to bring back to the majors!!

The movie is produced by Disney, so if you're hoping to see some steamy Dick Whitman Don Draper action, you might have to wait until Mad Men starts up again!

Luckily, we have this sexy yet bulge-less poster (above) to hold us over until then!

And if that's not enough, check out the official trailer …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Justin Bieber's Brazilian Babe FINALLY Talks Dong Deets & Sexcapades! See What She Said HERE!

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It's about damn time!

We've been wondering why we haven't gotten any juicy lil' deets about Justin Bieber's sexual prowess if Tati Neves really did bed him in Brazil.

But wonder no longer!

After hinting at a night of wild and exhausting sex in her first interview since filming the Biebs sleeping soundly in bed, she has now ditched the hinting for dishing some serious sexcapade stories. In fact, girlfriend is even talking peen size!!!

Tati revealed:

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Jon Hamm Checks His Phone While Forgetting To Check For His Underwear On The Set Of Mad Men!!

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Weeee! Woooo! Weeeee! Wooooo! The Dong Patrol has arrived to deliver you a MASSIVE score!

Jon Hamm was filming scenes for Mad Men in El Lay yesterday and he was showing off not just his ruggedly handsome mug but his little big hambone as well.

As many times as Jon shows off his package, we are STILL impressed by it every time!

No wonder Don Draper's real name is Dick Whitman!!

We do have to admit, we kind of miss Jon's beard though!

But as long as he keeps forgoing the underwear portion of his outfit, like that first time we "saw" his glorious peen, we can totally jump back on board with the beardless Don D.

Please, for the love of all things peen, and to keep the Dong Patrol employed, keep forgetting those undies!!!

LOLzz!!

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