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YOWZA! Armie Hammer Accidentally Showed His Nude Pics To His Hairstylist!

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QUICK! How can we apply to be a hairstylists RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

Especially if you're the lucky person cutting Armie Hammer's locks!

On Tuesday, the hunky 28-year-old stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live where he told an embarrassing story about a recent trip to the salon!

[ Related: Armie Hammer's Wife Shares An Adorable Pic Of Their Baby! ]

Referencing his opening monologue, the comedian asked the actor:

"I hope this is not a weird question, but do you—and be honest—do you have any nude pictures of yourself on your telephone?"

And The Social Network star replied:

"I found out today that I have nude pictures on my phone."

Say what?!

The tall glass of water tells a story about getting his hair did prior to coming on the show. Apparently, his barber asked him about his little bundle of joy, Harper!

He explained:

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Celebrate Disneyland's 60th Anniversary With Walt Disney's Hidden Mickey Mouse Boner! What!?

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Disneyland has brought so much magic into the lives of people of all ages over the years! And today the Orange County-based theme park officially turns 60!!!

Disney has been doing a lot to celebrate this wonderful day, and people are sharing their own special memories from family trips there, but we all know that it isn't classic Disney unless there are a few secrets.

[ Photos: Best Disney Movie Easter Eggs! ]

Like, did you know that the Happiest Place on Earth is actually a little too happy?

For years, some park-goers have noticed that if you look at the statue of Walt Disney holding hands with Mickey Mouse, located in the front of the park, Mickey is a little, umm, oddly positioned.

Not catching on yet? Ch-ch-check out the HARD to believe video (below).

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Michael Douglas Wants The World To Know He Has A Big PENIS!

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If you ever wondered about Michael Douglas' penis, you're in the right place.

In a recent interview, the actor was asked about his most noticeable body part (because why not!) and he did NOT hold back.

[ Related: Michael Blames Social Media For The Reason American Actors Are Losing Coveted Roles! ]

The actor candidly admitted:

"I have a big dick."

Umm, can we get Catherine Zeta-Jones on the line to confirm this? We want proof! …or do we…

Well, considering Mike revealed to the world that oral sex gave him cancer, we can't say we're surprised by this latest revelation. The 70-year-old is a WILD CARD, y'all!

Enjoy your big peen, Michael!

[Image via WENN.]

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New Fantastic Four Movie's Thing Has No Penis! See The Crushing Picture Proof!

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Poor Jamie Bell — he has no bellend!

Based on the latest evidence, it seems that part of the transformation from pilot Ben Grimm to rocky hero The Thing in the new Fantastic Four movie included the loss of his manhood!

He has no penis!

[ Video: New Fantastic Four Trailer! ]

Though Miles Teller, Kate Mara, and Michael B. Jordan have seen a lot of screen time in the trailers, we've barely seen Jamie's Thing. And now we know why.

In a recent pic in Empire magazine, the first well-lit full frontal of the naked hero has been shown, and it reveals the, um, let's say sheer cliff face:

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Channing Tatum Reveals The Name Of His Penis, How Much Nudity Is In Magic Mike XXL, & More In REVEALING Reddit AMA!

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To promote the July 1 release of Magic Mike XXL, Channing Tatum is doing a lot of interviews. But this is undoubtedly the best.

In a VERY revealing Reddit AMA, the fans asked some pretty darn pertinent questions about sandwiches, zombies, his penis…

[ Photos: Channing Shows Off His XXL Package At LA Pride! ]

And Channing was gracious enough to answer everything in typical HIGHlarious fashion!

First, the question of whether he gets fully nude in XXL:

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Zac Efron Stuffs His Bulge Into A Skintight Singlet! Yay!

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Zac Efron shows his bulge.

It feels like Christmas!!!

Slap a bow on Zac Efron's head and push him down our chimney, please! We don't care that it's still June!

[ Related: Enjoy A Shirtless Zefron On A Rope! ]

The hunka-hunka burnin' love squeezed his muscular form into a gloriously tight wrestling singlet in Hawaii on Tuesday on the set of his new film Mike And Dave Need Wedding Dates.

His face looked gorgeous as ever, though it took a while for our gaze to drift upward and truly appreciate that dazzling bone structure.

We were distracted by another, equally fascinating part of his anatomy! Yes, we mean his bulge.

Excuse us, we suddenly need a freezing cold shower, LOLz!

[Image via FameFlynetpictures.]

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OMG! The Recipient Of The World's First Penis Transplant Has A Baby On The Way!

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The world's first penis transplant recipient shows the surgery really was a success!

Talk about a successful surgery!

Doctors performed the first effective penis transplant back in December, and while everything went smoothly, many people were curious if his little swimmers would be able to, um, perform.

[ Related: See LeBron James Accidentally Flash His Penis! ]

The girlfriend of the 21-year-old recipient is reportedly four months pregnant, according to the patient's doctor!

The South African man had to have his original penis amputated to save his life from a circumcision gone wrong. The baby-making organ was replaced — thanks to a donor and a team of skilled doctors — as part of a 9-hour-long surgery at Tygerberg Hospital in Cape Town.

The surgeons had said recovering would take two years for him, and didn't even declare the procedure to be a success until March.

Well, it looks like he certainly had a speedy recovery, since the pregnancy allegedly happened au naturale!

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