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Nick Jonas Makes Us Forget His Disney Past With A RiDICKulous Story About Edibles & Boners On The Tonight Show!

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Last year was complicated… But it was also apparently HIGHlarious!

Nick Jonas may have gotten his start as a Disney Channel star, but if there was ever any doubt that he's fully shaken his squeaky clean image, his interview on The Tonight Show should clear up any confusion.

The 23-year-old pop star stopped by Jimmy Fallon's late night show on Monday to promote his new album Last Year Was Complicated, but he ended up spending most of his time talking about weed and boners!

Classic.

Photo: Nick Jonas Isn't Alone… Check Out These Celebrity Stoners!

Do you remember the Kingdom actor's iconic red suit at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards??

Well, apparently that outfit — as well as his NARB (No Apparent Reason Boner) — was completely inspired by a weed-induced trip he was on!

But don't go blaming Miley Cyrus for his marijuana moment — it was actually a friend's wife who gave him the edible!

Ch-ch-check out Nick Jonas' very revealing late night appearance (below)!!!

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Want To Get Your Hands On Zac Efron's Jock? You Just Have To Win This Dirty Grandpa Prop Auction…

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There wasn't a lot to love about Dirty Grandpa. But the critically reviled comedy did give us one of our best looks yet at Zac Efron's buff in-the-buff bod.

In fact, the only thing between us and the full monty was a little Hornet mascot jock strap.

And that magical little gatekeeper can now be yours, thanks to the Prop Store!

Video: Zac & Adam DeVine Get NSFW Reading This Naughty Storybook!

Whether you're a fan of unintentionally avant garde cinema or just Zac's peen, you can bid on "Jason Kelly's stunt hornet jock strap" which according to the site "shows minor wear and dirt stains from storage after filming, but remains in good condition."

As of this writing, the bidding is only up to $200, so it's actually pretty affordable for the collector who just has to smell it.

HAVE it. We meant have it. Ha!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online/Propstore.]

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Python Emerges From Man's Toilet & Bites Him On The D*ck! THE NIGHTMARE IS REAL!!!

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That's okay, we never wanted to go to the bathroom again anyway…

A man is recovering in the hospital after being attacked by a python that swam up through the toilet he was using in his Thailand home!

The nightmarish bathroom incident continued as the 11-foot snake sank its fangs into Atthaporn Boonmakchuay's penis — and wouldn't let go!

Related: Man Arrested For Throwing Python At Customers In Sushi Restaurant!

According to reports, the man called for his wife to get a rope and was able to tie the monstrous reptile's head to the bathroom door. He managed to wrangle himself free before passing out from blood loss.

Now hospitalized, the man has full memory of the event — telling reporters he carefully unhinged the snake's jaws because he "did not want to risk permanent damage" to his own snake.

Rescue workers took apart the toilet and were able to set the python back into the wild alive — and we hope it stays the f*ck away from any more sewage pipes.

Ch-ch-check out the unsettling video of the workers trying to take the snake out of the toilet!

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We Can Clearly See Patrick Dempsey's McWeenie While He Coaches His Son's Soccer Team! Awk!

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Normally we'd be all about this...

Don't get us wrong, we're all for a big bulge.

But we're a little uncomfortable ogling Patrick Dempsey's package while he's coaching his son's soccer team! The Grey's Anatomy alum was caught on camera Sunday encouraging his kid's athletic abilities.

The famous father was rocking a bright blue jersey and some sunglasses, but it was his tight jogger pants that captured our attention.

Photo: Jon Hamm's Bulge Is ALWAYS On Display!

Seriously, they really don't leave much to the imagination.

We're sure Jillian Fink is glad she decided to show up to this game!

And normally, we'd be drooling all over that beautiful bulge, but it feels a little weird to do so knowing he was surrounded by children at the time…

[Image via FameFlynetpictures.]

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Emilia Clarke Finally Got Some Full Frontal Male Nudity On Game Of Thrones — How Did She Feel About It?

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Game Of Thrones may have shocked us with that heartbreaking "hold the door" moment, but the latest episode also introduced us to some brand new characters — one of which was an in-your-face penis!

During a scene where Ayra was scoping out her next target to assassinate at a nearby theater, the HBO fantasy series blessed (?) its viewers with some full frontal male nudity for the first time since season 2!

And since we all know Emilia Clarke is an avid proponent of more D on the show, she couldn't help but praise the series for including some onscreen peen!

Video: Emilia Plays Mother Of Pranks On Her GoT Costars!

Stopping by Monday's Late Show With Stephen Colbert, the actress — who recently stripped down for an "empowering" GoT scene when Daenerys overtook the Dothraki — said she was all for "junk equality," quipping:

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Dax Shepard Tells Jimmy Kimmel He Masturbated While In Los Angeles Traffic — But He Had A Medical Reason — Watch!

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Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell might seem like AH-Mazing parents — because they probably are — but apparently they're done having kids as the Punk'd alum revealed to Jimmy Kimmel that he had a vasectomy!

On Wednesday night, Shepard stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! to chat it up with the comedian and the two ended up talking about the actor's family and how he loves his kids, but has no free time.

Video: Kristen & Dax Pay Tribute To Toto's Africa!

Well one thing led to another, and all of a sudden, the 41-year-old dished about how a pregnancy scare caused him to get a vasectomy and that he needed to donate a sample of his swimmers for a checkup appointment and had only about 15 minutes to spare. Unfortunately, the Without a Paddle star was across town during rush hour so he had to pump one out while driving in El Lay traffic! LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out Dax's HIGHlarious interview (below) as he talks about going to Cuba, his vasectomy, and the wildest sperm story you'll hear that starts around the 4:03 mark!

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Doctors Successfully Perform First Penis Transplant In The U.S. — Get The Scoop On The 'Surgical Milestone'!

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Every once in a while, doctors are able push the boundaries of science to pull off a medical miracle — like 2010's famous face transplant.

While getting a whole new face is absolutely mind boggling to think about, it may not be as crazy to comprehend as a man receiving a new penis!

Related: Woman Bitten By Shark Taken To Hospital With The Shark Still Attached!

Just a year ago surgeons at Stellenbosch University and Tygerberg Hospital in South Africa successfully pulled off the first penis transplant on a 21-year-old man.

Now Massachusetts' Thomas Manning has become the first man in the U.S. to receive a new member.

Back in 2012, manning was unfortunately diagnosed with penile cancer and had to have his penis amputated. Fast forward 4 years and just back on May 8 and 9 the same man, now 64 years old, received a new peen after a grueling

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