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'Gay Bachelor' Contestant Accuses Competitor Of Drunkenly Coming Onto Him… With His Hands Down His Pants!

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Someone just got caught with their pants (half-way) down!

While Finding Prince Charming may seem like just a gay version of The Bachelor… they actually have even more in common than what can be seen on the surface.

That's because as it turns out, both dating shows' 2016 seasons are all about a villain named Chad!

Related: Meet The 13 Guys Looking For Love On Finding Prince Charming!

ABC's Chad Johnson has already fallen into obscurity thanks to his repulsive actions on Bachelor in Paradise, but in a sneak peek of Thursday night's sophomore installment of the Logo reality show, we get better acquainted with Chad Aaron Spodick (pictured below, right).

This Chad seemed like a frontrunner for Robert Sepúlveda, Jr.'s heart during last week's premiere… but his awkward/drunken flirtation with fellow contestant Eric Leonardos (picture below, left) may just get him eliminated!

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Chris Hemsworth, Joe Manganiello, & Mark Wahlberg Are HUGE — In The Movies… See The 10 Biggest, Best, & Craziest Fake Peens In Film!

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Just like in real life, there are SEVERAL uses for a fake peen in movies… and sometimes when you see one pop up in your favorite flick, it's HARD to get it out of your head! Ha!

There's no way we can forget Chris Hemsworth's MASSIVE package in Vacation or Joe Manganiello unfurling in Magic Mike?

Don't worry, we haven't forgotten about Mark Wahlberg being "a big, bright, shining star" in Boogie Nights. LOLz!

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Miranda Kerr Chastises Ex Orlando Bloom For Those Now Infamous Peen Pics!

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Like the rest of us, Miranda Kerr can't believe Orlando Bloom's (now infamous) nude paddleboarding pics!

However, unlike the rest of the world, the model was given a heads up by her ex husband that the revealing images would be hitting the press.

On Tuesday, Miz Kerr opened up to KIIS FM's Kyle and Jackie O show about the conversation she had with the Pirates of the Caribbean star prior to the photos' release.

Related: Miranda & Evan Flaunt Their Love With Adorable PDA

The brunette beauty dished:

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Finding Prince Charming Already Finds Its First Scandal As Its Gay Bachelor Is Revealed To Have A RentBoy Past!

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Sordid pasts aren't only for you heteros!

The LGBT community took a huge step towards true equality last month when Logo unveiled plans for a gay version of The Bachelor entitled Finding Prince Charming.

Sure, it's just another reality dating show… but the Lance Bass-hosted program is different than previous iterations like Boy Meets Boy and Playing it Straight in the fact that it's actually for gay viewers, not just making fun of them.

Related: Finding Prince Charming Fights AIDS Stigma With HIV+ Contestant

But like its ABC predecessor, suitor Robert Sepulveda, Jr. couldn't hide everything from the public eye — which is why we're now aware that he used to be a RentBoy!

Apparently, waaaaaaaay back in 2006, Robert used to be a sex worker in Florida under the alias "Vincent Romen," but it's his VERY detailed profile that caught our attention.

According to Str8 Up Gay Porn, who made the discovery, Robert and his peen were quite suited for the job! His profile reportedly described in NSFW detail:

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Texas Students Protest Campus Gun Law Using The Greatest Weapon Of All — Really Big D*cks!

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Go Longhorns?

Students and activists who oppose a controversial Texas law that allows guns on college campus are protesting the measure with the power of… dildos!

The protest — aptly titled Cocks Not Glocks — overtook the University of Texas on the first day of class, where participants strapped sex toys of all shapes and sizes to their backpacks to protest a law that invites gun owners to bring their firearms to campus, because… Texas!

Related: TSA Thought 9-Year-Old's Pacemaker Was A Terror Device!

Last June, Governor Greg Abbott signed the "Campus Carry" bill into law, extending the right of concealed-handgun permit holders to take their weapons through most parts of the campus as of August 1.

On Monday, a federal judge denied a request from three UT professors for a preliminary injunction to allow them to ban guns in their classrooms, out of concerns that guns in the classroom would not be conducive to learning.

Really? You need guns IN THE CLASSROOM??

So, activists took matters into their own hands by filling

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Game Of Thrones! Superheroes! Cartoons! The 10 Most Searched Porn Parodies Will Blow Your… Let's Say Mind…

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Superheroes, The Simpsons, Game Of Thrones… they're all firmly at the top of the pop culture zeitgeist.

Apparently some are a bit TOO obsessed with their favorite heroes and villains — and we're not talking about cosplay or fan fiction!

No, we're talking about people who LOVE these characters! In the naked, sweaty sense!

There seems to be a porn parody for just about EVERY super popular movie or show — but you won't believe which fandoms are the most searched porn parodies!

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Usher Says He Has 'Nothing To Do With Justin Bieber's Private Parts' — Here's What The Mentor Really Thinks Of Those Peen Pics!

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It seems everyone's got something to say about Justin Bieber's peen!

The 22-year-old's mentor Usher chimed in on all the nude photo dramz while talking to Howard Stern on Monday morning — and basically the R&B singer can't be bothered with whatever J.B. decides to do with his private parts. LOLz!

When asked if he gives advice to the pop star about exposing his thingaling, the U Got It Bad artist said:

"He does have a brain of his own. He has a mind of his own. What he chose to do with his penis is his prerogative, you know what I'm saying?"

Related: Justin Goes Completely Naked On Vacation AGAIN!

Usher then makes it clear that he's not behind any of that behavior:

"He's managing that aspect of his life. I have nothing to do with Justin Bieber's private parts."

And at the end of the day, the 37-year-old thinks the Sorry singer has to live and learn from his own decisions:

"I mean as a mentor, as he's has accepted my opinion, I can give my perspective. He's like a child to me so I don't necessarily feel like his business. I feel like I'm talking to someone who has had hardships. Like, if your child ever has difficulties…anyone listening understands that nobody's perfect. You're going to have moments and when he does I can only show him the reality of what it is that has happened."

Fair! Safe to say the Biebs still acts like a child!

Ch-ch-check out the full interview AND Usher's reaction to Howard asking about his peen size (below)!!!

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