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Chelsea Handler HIGHlariously Captures 'A Day In The Life' Of Donald Trump — With A Special Guest Appearance From His Micropenis!

Chelsea Handler never ceases to amaze us!

On Thursday, the blonde beauty went after Donald Trump and all his horrific behavior in a HIGHlarious fake found footage video of "a day in the life" of the GOP nominee!

Related: Trump Will Only Accept The Election Results If He Wins…

The Netflix host took to Facebook to share the AH-mazing clip showing a recreation of a day from the controversial candidate's perspective, and it's not afraid to go there!

The parody highlights the disgusting "politician" and his lewd behavior, his rude remarks, and, of course, his micropenis! Miz Handler's show HIGHlariously captioned the vid:

"Chelsea just received this secret footage of a day in the life of Donald Trump. Take that, WikiLeaks."

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

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BuzzFeed CEO Says He Once Heard Ivanka Trump Talk About 'A Mulatto C*ck' Amid Her Criticism Of Donald Trump's Lewd Language!

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Ugh. Right when we thought Ivanka Trump had a moment of clarity…

On Tuesday, Donald Trump's daughter finally spoke out against her famous father's disgusting "grab them by the p*ssy" comment.

Related: Donald Called Lil' Jon 'Uncle Tom' On Celebrity Apprentice!

However, it turns out the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

On Wednesday, BuzzFeed CEO Jonah Peretti took to Twitter to share a controversial conversation he heard straight from the blonde's mouth!

The media mogul confessed he was shocked to learn the 34-year-old condemned the GOP nominee's gross remarks, saying that he's heard Miz Trump talk about "a mulatto c*ck" in a past encounter:

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Joe Jonas Confirms He Lost His Virginity To Ex Ashley Greene!

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Joe Jonas is NOT holding back!

On Tuesday, the DNCE frontman did a revealing Reddit AMA where fans could truly ask him anything! Not surprisingly, the most popular topic was the 27-year-old's sex life!

Related: Shirtless Joe Jonas Looks RIPPED

When asked who he lost his virginity to, Mr. Jonas responded:

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American Horror Story's Evan Peters Accidentally Put His Naked Junk In Jessica Lange's Face! Watch Him Whip Out The Story HERE!

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Evan Peters is one of our favorite parts of American Horror Story.

The young star has been a breath of fresh air in varied roles throughout the series, coming off like an old pro character actor.

Only, he's obviously still a greenhorn when it comes to certain aspects of the entertainment industry — like c*ck socks apparently!

Photos: Biggest, Best, & Craziest Fake Peens In Film!

Evan had to wear a modesty pouch (as they're more politely known) for a nude scene with costar Jessica Lange, and let's just say he didn't quite get the hang of it. Long story short, she ended up with his balls in her face!

Come on, man! The woman has an Oscar!

Ch-ch-check out the NSFW story Evan relayed to Conan O'Brien on Tuesday night (below)!

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Try Not To Get Caught In Usher's Thirst Trap With This New NSFW Nude Photo — We Dare You!

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You know what's not Hard II Love? Usher's hot, naked body!

Yep, the thirst is real, y'all!!

The 37-year-old stripped down (once again) for a NSFW snap posted to his Twitter on Monday night… and we're still trying to find the right words!

Related: What Usher Really Thinks Of Justin Bieber's Peen Pics!

The No Limit singer offered no explanation for the caption-less photo so we're assuming he just felt like gracing our timelines with his toned, sexy self.

And ch-ch-check out that reflection in the mirror! LOLz!

Hey Daddy, keep 'em coming!

[Image via Twitter/WENN.]

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Man Gets Bitten On Penis By A Spider — For The SECOND Time This Year!

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DOUBLE OUCH!

Poor Jordan has been bitten on his penis by a spider not once, but twice THIS YEAR!

The poor guy, who isn't giving out his last name (presumably to not ruin his dating life), first had his weenie chomped by an eight-legged insect back in April, and now it happened again!

Related: Scientists Discover Male Spiders Perform Oral Sex Up To 100 Times On Female Mates!

And the 21-year-old told BBC that on Tuesday, he was bitten in "pretty much the same spot" by another spider!

Oof!

The Australia man recounted that he was just sitting on a portable toilet when it happened, saying:

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The Chainsmokers Brag About D*ck Size, Talk Getting P*ssy, & Throw Shade At Weezer & LMFAO In Cringeworthy Billboard Interview!

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Perezcious readers, your eyes are about to be super tired from the amount of rolling they'll be doing.

The Chainsmokers recently sat down for an interview with Billboard Magazine, gracing the cover of its September 24 issue, and it's just filled with cringeworthy quote after cringeworthy quote.

Video: Listen To The Chainsmokers' Collab With Daya!

Drew Taggart (pictured above, on bed)– who sang alongside Halsey during this year's VMAs — and Alex Pall (pictured above, on ground) make up the dynamic duo dominating the charts right now, but their musical accomplishments aren't the only things they're bragging about.

Drew spilled that he and the 31-year-old party ALL the time, saying:

"We rage every night. My mom's going to hate reading that but she already knows."

Well, Drew's Mom, buckle up because it only gets worse.

Alex bragged about their alcohol tolerance, adding:

"It's always 'work hard, play hard.' But you'll never see us getting carried out of a club. We're way too good at drinking."

And, on their website, the Closer performers randomly write in their bio:

"17.34 combined inches… think about it…"

So, naturally Alex clarified the mystery number is actually their d*ck size, explaining:

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