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New Zealand Kids Who Were Sold Penis Shaped Gummies Now Have VERY Unhappy Parents!

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Some parents in New Zealand are NOT happy, and we honestly don't blame them!

Totally inappropriate gummies were on sale exclusively in the South Island part of New Zealand, and one parent named Barrie Aburn from Dunedin found out about them through his kids!

His daughters bought him some Dragon Sweets for his birthday, but when he realized that the gummy bears were actually shaped like penises… and that's when he and his partner, and rightfully so, freaked the F out! 

Here's what the partner Jacqui Hawkins said:

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Jared Leto Leaves NOTHING To The Imagination — Behold Him Grabbing His Monstrous Package HERE!

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Whoa, what is THAT? 

Jared Leto grabbed his junk during a Thirty Seconds to Mars concert, and wow, Jared…is certainly a handful.

Is that an Oscar in his pocket, or is he just happy to see his fans?

There HAD been a video of this grope gone viral, but unfortunately for all mankind, we can't watch him giving his manliest of manhoods a tender grasp.

Fortunately, however, this GIF can leave you very, very satisfied.

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Jared Leto's Penis Is As Big As An Ancient Roman's Helmet? According To This Transgender Actress Who Slept With Him It IS!

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Well, this is QUITE a secret to spill!

Transgender actress Alexis Arquette sat down for an interview with Frontiers LA and she dropped a major secret on the world involving Jared Leto!

She pretty much confirmed for the world that the 30 Seconds to Mars singer has a ginormously huge penis.

Oh, and that she knows it because she slept with the Oscar-winner PRIOR to her gender reassignment surgery!

Say WHAAAAAT!! Get it, gurl!

Alexis was asked to share a secret, so she said:

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Is It Just Us, Or Does This Company's Logo Look An Awful Lot Like A Penis???

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Dirty Bird's logo is stirring up a lot of controversy for some pretty obvious reasons!

On most days, we'd say it's pretty safe to assume that pretty much everyone can tell the different between a rooster and a penis! However, one Welsh fried chicken company is stirring up a lot of controversy over this very question!

This all goes back to Dirty Bird, a fried food truck that travels to different music festivals and events throughout the country! The cock in question is from their logo, which at first glance appears to be a harmless cartoon rooster!

However, it doesn't take a genius to realize that this bird looks an awful lot like a penis!

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Lady Goes Nuts For 'Ultra Humongous' Whale Penis! She Won't Stop Waving It Around! HA!

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During the PBS show Sex in the Wild, anatomist Dr. Joy S. Reidenberg got up close with something seriously impressive.

She had the opportunity to carry out an autopsy on a dead, beached sperm whale.

As the whale was being moved, the penis was exposed.

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This Woman Uses Running To Draw HUGE Penises On Maps! This Is Incredible & She Should Be Given A Medal

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girl runner draws dicks on nike plus amazingClaire Wyckoff of San Francisco has an amazing website called Running Drawing.

Basically, she uses her Nike+ to map her runs and she runs specific routes to draw pictures, because Nike+ tracks your every step and draws on a map the route you've run.

So imagine all the cool things you could draw just by running around your neighborhood??

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Man Goes Into Hospital For A Circumcision & Walks Out Without A Penis! Ouch!

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Talk about a severance package.

A man is alleging that he went into Princeton Baptist Medical Center for a circumcision and woke up from his procedure to find out that his penis been amputated!

Needless to say, he and his wife have filed a medical malpractice lawsuit, which names the hospital, Urology Centers of Alabama, the Simon-Williamson Clinic, and two doctors as defendants in the case.

Apparently, one doctor performed the surgical procedure that was a snip too far back in June.

According the lawsuit, the guy in question awoke from the surgery with his penis amputated, something he did NOT sign up for!

In addition, the lawsuit alleged that the necessity of amputation was never explained, nor was he ever warned that the circumcision could result in an amputation! Hardly!

It also alleges that defendants were negligible in their failure to seek help from a consulting physician when problems arose in the circumcision procedure.

This whole hack and sash approach to circumcision sounds straight out of Sweeney Todd, or even Game of Thrones!

However graphic the lawsuit is, it does not mention the amount of damages being sought.

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