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Street Artist Wanksy Is Painting Penis Graffiti All Over Town — And It's Actually For A Good Cause!

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We know what you're thinking. Great, some graffiti artist is treating the street like a passed-out frat brother.

Not so fast!

These penis drawings are actually good for the street!

[ Photo: Ballsy Pilot Draws Magnificent, Graceful Penis With His Plane! ]

In an act that we're going to go ahead and call a sterling example of civil disobedience, an artist calling himself "Wanksy" has begun spray painting penises around potholes.

Why? It's the only way they get fixed! He told The Manchester Evening News:

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This Photo Of A News Anchor Is Causing An Internet Frenzy! Could This Be The Sequel To #TheDress!?

News anchor's neckline bears a phallic resemblance

Forget about #TheDress — is this a d*ck or not? JK, it's totally a d*ck!

NO ARGUMENTS HERE!

When Australian newscaster Natarsha Belling was seen on Network Ten, the green jacket she was wearing erected a big subject of news in itself.

The 39-year-old anchor's wardrobe created the first ever case of neck envy. Belling's jacket shaped her plunging neckline in the form of, erm, well… A PENIS!

Seriously. Look at it. Look at the d*ckture (above).

Awareness of the phallic fabric grew with great girth, as screenshots of the newscaster's wardrobe spread

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Jimmy Kimmel Has Had TWO Penis Surgeries! Find Out Why The Talk Show Host Went Under The Knife HERE!

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Ouch!

On a panel at SXSW over the weekend, Jimmy Kimmel opened up (sort, poor choice of words) about having to undergo not one but TWO surgeries on his penis.

[ Related: The First Successful Penis Transplant Has Happened! ]

Umm, what?!

Apparently, the talk show host's pee hole decided to close up for NO REASON! What?? That can happen???

Kimmel revealed:

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The First Successful Penis Transplant Has Happened! Get The Solid & Turgid D-tails HERE!

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Stellenbosch University and Tygerberg Hospital recently had a big successful operation happen!

Surgeons at the Cape Town school and hospital in South Africa performed a nine hour operation for a penis transplant on a 21-year-old man who lost his penis to amputation after having it circumcised.

When the operation was complete, medical professionals thought it would take two years for the man to regain all of his penis functions, but actually it only took

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Ballsy Pilot Draws Magnificent, Graceful Penis With His Plane!

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What's the point of being a pilot if you can't skywrite giant penis shaped clouds in the sky??

One genius pilot figured out a solution… he'd use Flightradar24, an online flight tracking service.

All he had to do was fly his plane along a very VERY specific course, and let the website's GPS mapping do the rest.

So he used his plane to draw a huge D*CK over Florida, between Orlando and Tampa.

For millennia, humans dreamed about

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Here’s A Picture Of Padma Lakshmi Looking Like She Has A Penis Beneath Her Bikini Bottoms! Think Her Bulge Is As Big As Bieber’s???

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Padma Lakshmi is a woman.

Or is she??? Ha!

The throwback Thursday photo she posted on Instagram yesterday certainly has people guessing, because in it… she has a bit of a bulge.

And she can't even blame it on baggy clothing since all she's wearing is a skimpy bikini!

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Designer Rick Owens Sends Flopping Penises Down The Runway! NSFW Craziness!

Peens on the runway!

Penises on parade!

Rick Owens presented his A/W 2015 men's collection during Paris Fashion Week on Thursday, and we were too distracted by peen sightings to pay much attention to the clothes.

But people are totally talking about the collection today, so maybe that was the plan all along!

The designer showed a lot of loose-fitting, draped pieces, with some of them featuring strategic cutouts along the penile area.

Talk about drop-crotch! Ha!

Although this particular outfit just looks like a dress with a high-low hem.

We're not sure if we want to see this in real life, but it makes for a good show on the runway!

See the uncensored NSFW peen (below)!

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