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Jared Leto's Penis Is As Big As An Ancient Roman's Helmet? According To This Transgender Actress Who Slept With Him It IS!

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Well, this is QUITE a secret to spill!

Transgender actress Alexis Arquette sat down for an interview with Frontiers LA and she dropped a major secret on the world involving Jared Leto!

She pretty much confirmed for the world that the 30 Seconds to Mars singer has a ginormously huge penis.

Oh, and that she knows it because she slept with the Oscar-winner PRIOR to her gender reassignment surgery!

Say WHAAAAAT!! Get it, gurl!

Alexis was asked to share a secret, so she said:

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Is It Just Us, Or Does This Company's Logo Look An Awful Lot Like A Penis???

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Dirty Bird's logo is stirring up a lot of controversy for some pretty obvious reasons!

On most days, we'd say it's pretty safe to assume that pretty much everyone can tell the different between a rooster and a penis! However, one Welsh fried chicken company is stirring up a lot of controversy over this very question!

This all goes back to Dirty Bird, a fried food truck that travels to different music festivals and events throughout the country! The cock in question is from their logo, which at first glance appears to be a harmless cartoon rooster!

However, it doesn't take a genius to realize that this bird looks an awful lot like a penis!

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Lady Goes Nuts For 'Ultra Humongous' Whale Penis! She Won't Stop Waving It Around! HA!

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During the PBS show Sex in the Wild, anatomist Dr. Joy S. Reidenberg got up close with something seriously impressive.

She had the opportunity to carry out an autopsy on a dead, beached sperm whale.

As the whale was being moved, the penis was exposed.

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This Woman Uses Running To Draw HUGE Penises On Maps! This Is Incredible & She Should Be Given A Medal

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Claire Wyckoff of San Francisco has an amazing website called Running Drawing.

Basically, she uses her Nike+ to map her runs and she runs specific routes to draw pictures, because Nike+ tracks your every step and draws on a map the route you've run.

So imagine all the cool things you could draw just by running around your neighborhood??

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Man Goes Into Hospital For A Circumcision & Walks Out Without A Penis! Ouch!

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Talk about a severance package.

A man is alleging that he went into Princeton Baptist Medical Center for a circumcision and woke up from his procedure to find out that his penis been amputated!

Needless to say, he and his wife have filed a medical malpractice lawsuit, which names the hospital, Urology Centers of Alabama, the Simon-Williamson Clinic, and two doctors as defendants in the case.

Apparently, one doctor performed the surgical procedure that was a snip too far back in June.

According the lawsuit, the guy in question awoke from the surgery with his penis amputated, something he did NOT sign up for!

In addition, the lawsuit alleged that the necessity of amputation was never explained, nor was he ever warned that the circumcision could result in an amputation! Hardly!

It also alleges that defendants were negligible in their failure to seek help from a consulting physician when problems arose in the circumcision procedure.

This whole hack and sash approach to circumcision sounds straight out of Sweeney Todd, or even Game of Thrones!

However graphic the lawsuit is, it does not mention the amount of damages being sought.

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Man Superglued His What To His What?! This Sex Sent Me To The ER Story Will Make You Wince!

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If you were ever thinking about using a superglue as a lubricant, heed this cautionary tale!

On this incredibly strange episode of TLC's Sex Sent Me to the ER, one guy mistakenly confused his superglue for his lube!

Sure, you laugh now, but when you see the incredibly acted dramatic reenactment…you will feel all the feels, and not in a good way.

One minute this guy's about to get it on with his wife, the next thing you know, his…you know, thing is stuck to his hand. Talk about having to come to grips with his situation!

Ch-ch-check out a clip from this harrowing tale (above)!!!

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Dallas Star’s Player Tyler Seguin Lets Someone Tee Off On His D*ck! FORE(skin)!

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THIS is how you make your return to social media known!

Dallas Stars’ center Tyler Seguin quit Twitter around a year ago, but returned on Tuesday to help promote The Fourth Period's Charity Golf Classic.

Hosting Thursday’s round, Tyler made sure the charity got tons of publicity by allowing a friend of his to tee off on his d*ck!

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