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Here’s A Picture Of Padma Lakshmi Looking Like She Has A Penis Beneath Her Bikini Bottoms! Think Her Bulge Is As Big As Bieber’s???

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Padma Lakshmi is a woman.

Or is she??? Ha!

The throwback Thursday photo she posted on Instagram yesterday certainly has people guessing, because in it… she has a bit of a bulge.

And she can't even blame it on baggy clothing since all she's wearing is a skimpy bikini!

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Designer Rick Owens Sends Flopping Penises Down The Runway! NSFW Craziness!

Peens on the runway!

Penises on parade!

Rick Owens presented his A/W 2015 men's collection during Paris Fashion Week on Thursday, and we were too distracted by peen sightings to pay much attention to the clothes.

But people are totally talking about the collection today, so maybe that was the plan all along!

The designer showed a lot of loose-fitting, draped pieces, with some of them featuring strategic cutouts along the penile area.

Talk about drop-crotch! Ha!

Although this particular outfit just looks like a dress with a high-low hem.

We're not sure if we want to see this in real life, but it makes for a good show on the runway!

See the uncensored NSFW peen (below)!

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Here Are Two Things You WON'T Be Seeing In 50 Shades Of Grey! Are You Happy Or Sad About It?!

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This is SO sad… yet also really good news?

As the release of the 50 Shades of Grey movie creeps closer and closer, more details are being released and we just can't get enough — even if some news isn't too good of news!

Like what, you ask?

[ Related: Dakota Johnson Strips & Talks 50 Shades Of Grey! ]

Oh, well, first off (and what we already knew) is just that viewers won't be seeing ANY full frontals of Jamie Dornan! UGH!

Christian Grey opened up to Variety and revealed:

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Dannng! Did Kim Kardashian Really Just Reveal That Kanye West Has A 'Venti' Sized D!?

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Holy Yeezus, this a tweet for the ages!

In a recent and very suggestive tweet, Kim Kardashian was asked whether she likes her tea black or green!

Although it's a pretty innocent question, her response is so naughty and even alludes to the size of Kanye West's penis!

Here's the Twitter post that brings double entendre to a whole 'nother level:

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Parents Get Really Sore Over New Play-Doh Toy That Looks WAY Too Much Like A Penis!

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Wow!

How did no one notice this before pushing out this product?

Hasbro is famous for pumping out their famous Play-Doh products for kids! The colorful clay can be molded into any shape!

[ Photos: Google Satellites Discover Christian Science Church Is Actually Giant Brown Dong! ]

But the shape of their latest Play-Doh Cake Mountain accessory was a little too suggestive for many — and it had parents up in arms this past Christmas!

Not seeing the problem with the cake icing applicator tool? Try looking at it from this angle:

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Warwick Rowers Go Completely Full Frontal! Get An Even BIGGER Look At Their NSFW 2015 Calendar HERE!

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You've gotta love some nekkid rowers!

We previously got a look at the Warwick Rowers' 2015 calendar shoot, but now we have the, ahem, extended version!

The very NSFW video is cheeky and shows just how difficult some of these dangling pictures were to take!

[ Video: Get An NSFW First Look At The Warwick Rowing Team's Homophobia-Fighting Nude Calendar! ]

The calendar is to benefit the foundation Sport Allies that seeks to fight homophobia in sports, and will also benefit you in a very special way!

Unless you're at work, because there are definitely lots of peens in the video!

So, hit 'play' (below) now! Though we understand if you save it to watch a little bit later! LOLz!

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Mark Wahlberg And Jimmy Fallon Play Blackjack … And The Loser Gets SLAPPED In The Face With GIANT Hands!

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Mark Wahlberg is one lucky guy! He got to play Slapjack with Jimmy Fallon!

What's slapjack, you ask? It's blackjack with all the same rules… except the loser gets slapped!

Slapped with a HUGE foam hand! Ha!

Of all the people Fallon could face, Wahlberg is one scary opponent. Would U dare to smack Mark Wahlberg??

[ Related: Mark Wahlberg Wants Assault Conviction Pardoned To Shoot Guns?! ]

Our favorite part? Mark Wahlberg wouldn't stop talking about his GIGANTIC PENIS!! LOLz! Well, his huge prosthetic penis from Boogie Nights. Either way, it was hilarious and still pretty hot.

Check out the video (below) to watch one seriously high stakes game of Slapjack.

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