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What a delightful Monday gift this is!!

We knew One Direction's wispy-haired Harry Styles was a heartthrob, but we had no idea how much of a PEENthrob he was!!

This photo, showcasing the British beauty in a glitzy gold thong, has somehow swirled its way into the interwebz, fanning the fantasies of every single Directioner from Hollywood to Tokyo!

And that package!! In the words of Uncle Jesse, have mercy!!

No wonder we hear he bangs 12 birds a night!

Goodness! We're feeling a bit of a fever just looking at it! We can only imagine how hot he must have been next to that iron! Maybe next time he should just do his chores naked.

[Image via Splash News.]

Tags: british peen, gold thong, harry styles, its dickalicious, one direction, package, penis

Oh yeah!!!
Oh yeah!!!
Oh yeah!!!

Tags: cock, dick, jon hamm, mad men, penis

OMG! What a creep!!

Ex Tennessee Titans cheerleader, Elizabeth Garner has been charged with aggravated sexual battery and solicitation of a minor after she supposedly groped a 12-year-old's manly parts, and then tried to go down on him.

42-year-old Garner, who is currently married, made her moves at a PAR-TAY that the pre-teen boy's mother was throwing

Tags: cheerleader, elizabeth garner, nfl, oral sex, penis, tennessee titans

Jon Hamm has a big problem - HUGE, in fact.

His penis is sooooo gigantic, it's not only causing problems on the set of Mad Men, but also in the show's advertising!

As we all know, Jon's hammbone has been on display in the past so we ALL know what kind of heat he's packing.

But, apparently, his giant peen has been a concern for the show's costume designers since

Tags: hammbone, jon hamm, mad men, penis, photoshop

How rare is it to be born without a penis, yet still have a set of working testicles?

20,000,000: 1!

That's CRAZY!

Andrew Wardle, a British security guard, is that ONE. He was born with his bladder outside of his body, which they successfully put back inside with surgery, but he still didn't have a penis. He's about to get one!

Tags: arm, born, build, family, man, new, operation, penis, sex, surgery, without

Even though it is happening to otters, it may be a cause of concern for humans, too!

English and Welsh otters' have been observed to be having a decrease in their penis bone weight plus other negative sexual side effects!

Scientists have attributed these effects to

Tags: bones, otters, penis, shrinking

In honor of Valentines Day we thought it would be appropriate to share one of the most romantic stories we've heard all season.

Scientists have discovered a sea slug called a Chromodoris Reticulata that literally DISCARDS its penis after copulation, and subsequently grows a new one.

Now that's what we call the look of love!!!

Tags: animal, disposable, penis, sea