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Penis Alert!! Harry Styles Caught Checking Out His Peen At The Pool! You Can See Pubes!

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Nip slips are old news. Now peen slips are all the rage!

This British boy bander was hanging out at the pool in Rio de Janeiro with his mates this week, when he nearly revealed his package!

As he lifted up his waistband for some adjustment, the 20-year-old had everyone’s eyes going in one direction!

Still having some trouble guessing? Maybe Kendall Jenner and Taylor Swift can help you out since they’ve probably seen enough of this peen to pick it out of a lineup! LOLz!

Think you know who it is…

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Carey Hart Brushes Off Pink Pregnancy Rumors With Classiest Penis Joke Ever!

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Wow.

Pink recently felt a swirl of pregnancy rumors swirl her way that were pretty ridiculous, and at least one person did not appreciate it!

Her husband Carey Hart!

The proud poppa of the couple's daughter Willow recently took to Twitter to write the classiest of d*ck jokes:

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Hugh Jackman Nearly Sliced Off His Peen With His Wolverine Claws? Wait, Can That Regenerate?!

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Whoa, we're so glad this non-Adamantium related surgical procedure never happened!

Hugh Jackman nearly lost his iconic Wolverine phallic object, and we don't mean his trademark cigar!

In a recent interview, Hugh talked about the scary experience, which involved him being oh so very naked, and trying to cover up…with his Wolverine claws:

"There was a very intense first scene and I insisted on a closed set. I ran round the corner and all the female members of the crew were gathered there. I tried to cover myself and cut my inner thigh - it was just the inner thigh thankfully. The metal claws had to go - you can't have bits and pieces flying off."

Would you look at that? He tried to be decent and he ends up slicing his inner thigh? Thanks Universe.

Then again, we'd totally love a slice of thigh, or higher!

We're just glad that his blade and his peen never had a duel.

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Lizard Crawls Inside Man's Penis But He ENJOYED It?? We Bet It Wasn't A Komodo Dragon!

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A lizard crawled up a man's penis and it wasn\'t the worst thing in the world?? Say whaaaaaat?!

Ever hear of TLC's show Sex Sent Me To The E.R.?

If you haven't seen it yet it's all sorts of ridiculous, wonderful, hilarious and cringe-inducing.

Whether it's a 440-pound virgin accidentally smashing his lover's head through the wall or a woman suffering from a three-hour orgasm, these real-life sexual adventures land people in the emergency room.

Well "Shawn" from Chicago had an interesting sexual misadventure that sent him to

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Jon Hamm Is Mad, Man That His Huge Ham-Boner Keeps Hogging All The Spotlight!!

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Talk about a problem everyone wishes they had!

In a recent interview with Men's Fitness, titillating TV star Jon Hamm did more than just throw Justin Bieber under the bus — he also complained about the effects of his Kraken-sized c**k, too!

The 43-year-old hunk isn't looking to trade it in for a smaller version or anything, but he admits that to being "annoyed" that his GIANT PENIS it's always the topic of conversation!

Jon confessed:

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NUDE PICTURE LEAK!!! Kenny, Canada's Gay Big Brother Contestant, Shows Off A C*ck The Size Of Calgary!! See It HERE!

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Brace yourselves, boy lovers, because this is going to blow your mind load!

Remember Kenny Brain? The super hot, secretly gay stud from the Canadian version of Big Brother?

Well, he's back! Or, technically speaking, he's front!

The internet EXPLODED! recently when pictures of the brilliantly bearded marvelous hunk of man leaked online!!

To be honest, his nude picture isn't the only thing that leaked — you should see the drool dripping out of our mouth, LOLz!!

Ch-ch-check out the UNCENSORED version of his fabulous footlong, or whatever the metric equivalent is, colon-crusher…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Zac Efron Shows His "F*cking AMAZING" Dick To The Workaholics To Ensure They Hire Him OVER Seth Rogen! See It All HERE!

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If we were to ever hire Zac Efron for a job, this is EXACTLY how we would interview him too! LOLz!!!

To help promote their upcoming film Neighbors, Zac and Seth Rogen sat down with the guys from Workaholics to see who they would hire and place in their cubicle!

The result is full of Zefron schmoozing the guys, giving them lap dances, and then proving that he is Jewish, by showing off his beautiful penis.

AKA it's ALMOST as good as his shirtless acceptance speech!!!!!

Ch-ch-check out the whole HIGHlarious journey (above) as we sit here day-dreaming about Zefron's perfect penis all day…

We wonder if his "f*cking amazing" man package was what helped seal the deal with his new lady love Halston Sage!

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