We all know you watch porn — you can admit it! A lot of people do! In fact, we're pretty sure most people would, given the option and means!
But are you getting a false sense of what real-life sex is? You know, between two consenting adults that doesn't last take after take in front of hot lights and a camera?
Do you even know what the average length of a normal penis is, outside of what you've seen on your computer??
You're about to find out — through food!
That's right, someone was finally clever enough to combine food being put into suggestive positions with real life sex facts! We're not ENTIRELY positive as to where they got their statistics, but the narrator has a British accent, so we'll assume everything she says is the truth!
This video (above) is almost flawless, until they break out the papaya! HA!
It's soooooo weird that people like this keep getting hired to make food for the world, because it seems like they're not smart enough to even do the most simplistic of tasks, like tying their shoes or remembering to blink!
And yet here we are, with another nightmare captured on social media about the places we dine! Today, we bring you news from the Tuttle Mall in Ohio, where two Subway employees (human adults with brains) decided to snap picture of themselves putting their penises on bread, and showing the world how they used the freezer to make a pee-cicle!