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Ballsy Pilot Draws Magnificent, Graceful Penis With His Plane!

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What's the point of being a pilot if you can't skywrite giant penis shaped clouds in the sky??

One genius pilot figured out a solution… he'd use Flightradar24, an online flight tracking service.

All he had to do was fly his plane along a very VERY specific course, and let the website's GPS mapping do the rest.

So he used his plane to draw a huge D*CK over Florida, between Orlando and Tampa.

For millennia, humans dreamed about

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Here’s A Picture Of Padma Lakshmi Looking Like She Has A Penis Beneath Her Bikini Bottoms! Think Her Bulge Is As Big As Bieber’s???

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Padma Lakshmi is a woman.

Or is she??? Ha!

The throwback Thursday photo she posted on Instagram yesterday certainly has people guessing, because in it… she has a bit of a bulge.

And she can't even blame it on baggy clothing since all she's wearing is a skimpy bikini!

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Designer Rick Owens Sends Flopping Penises Down The Runway! NSFW Craziness!

Peens on the runway!

Penises on parade!

Rick Owens presented his A/W 2015 men's collection during Paris Fashion Week on Thursday, and we were too distracted by peen sightings to pay much attention to the clothes.

But people are totally talking about the collection today, so maybe that was the plan all along!

The designer showed a lot of loose-fitting, draped pieces, with some of them featuring strategic cutouts along the penile area.

Talk about drop-crotch! Ha!

Although this particular outfit just looks like a dress with a high-low hem.

We're not sure if we want to see this in real life, but it makes for a good show on the runway!

See the uncensored NSFW peen (below)!

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Here Are Two Things You WON'T Be Seeing In 50 Shades Of Grey! Are You Happy Or Sad About It?!

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This is SO sad… yet also really good news?

As the release of the 50 Shades of Grey movie creeps closer and closer, more details are being released and we just can't get enough — even if some news isn't too good of news!

Like what, you ask?

[ Related: Dakota Johnson Strips & Talks 50 Shades Of Grey! ]

Oh, well, first off (and what we already knew) is just that viewers won't be seeing ANY full frontals of Jamie Dornan! UGH!

Christian Grey opened up to Variety and revealed:

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Dannng! Did Kim Kardashian Really Just Reveal That Kanye West Has A 'Venti' Sized D!?

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Holy Yeezus, this a tweet for the ages!

In a recent and very suggestive tweet, Kim Kardashian was asked whether she likes her tea black or green!

Although it's a pretty innocent question, her response is so naughty and even alludes to the size of Kanye West's penis!

Here's the Twitter post that brings double entendre to a whole 'nother level:

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