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Dean McDermott Has A Tattoo Of Tori Spelling's Name Right Above His Cheating Peen! This Show Is Nuts…Well, Right Above Nuts!

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Well, that's one tattoo that practically spells out "hands off!"

On the season finale of True Tori, Tori Spelling was talking with a friend about how Dean McDermott should sign a contract saying he would never cheat or drink again, and then Tori joked that she should get it tattooed on him, except, oh wait, he had already has a tattoo that should do that but didn't:

"Clearly that didn't stop him. You know the tattoo he has, down there. It says 'Tori's.' And months later, he cheated on me."

No, we didn't know the tattoo he has down there, but now we do!

Shouldn't that have made it hard for Dean to cheat? Like really hard?!

The finale ended with Dean asking to stay, but Tori telling him to go!

Will they ever get back together? Will Dean head to a tattoo removal place?! We guess we'll have to wait until next season will happen or not to find out.

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Boner Alert! Tom Daley's Bulge Gets Some Serious Screen Time While He Gets A Full Rubdown! Relive The Glorious Moment In GIFs HERE!

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Tom Daley gave Jon Hamm a run for his money with some serious bulge action!

It looks like Christmas has come VERY early this year!

And there's NOTHING wrong with coming early when you look at GIFs like these!

Our favorite British diver Tom Daley has his very own TV show where he travels around the world and has some nice PG-rated fun with his pal Sophie!

But things got pretty hot and heavy when the duo made their way to

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Miley Cyrus Makes A Date Rape Joke On Stage! Not Funny!

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What is she thinking?!

Remember when Miley Cyrus was riding all over that penis on stage? Well, things got even more inappropriate!

The 21-year-old pop star also made a date rape joke during her performance at London’s G-A-Y club!

Reportedly, Miley was talking about her friend, and said

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Miley Cyrus Rides & Sucks A Big, Fat, D*ck On Stage! Pics HERE!!!

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Time to ramp up the scandalousnessssss!

Miley Cyrus was feeling pretty cocky during her show at London's G-A-Y club on Friday night.

In fact, she was inundated with dicks!

The 21-year-old singer not only wrapped her legs around a giant inflatable penis during her performance, but she also sucked on an inflatable doll’s schlong!

Now that we think about it, the doll kinda looked like Liam Hemsworth!

And did we mention there was a penis shaped cake too?

We want to say we’re shocked, but that’s just Miley!

Ch-ch-check out more of her dick-riding adventures (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

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Penis Alert!! Harry Styles Caught Checking Out His Peen At The Pool! You Can See Pubes!

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Nip slips are old news. Now peen slips are all the rage!

This British boy bander was hanging out at the pool in Rio de Janeiro with his mates this week, when he nearly revealed his package!

As he lifted up his waistband for some adjustment, the 20-year-old had everyone’s eyes going in one direction!

Still having some trouble guessing? Maybe Kendall Jenner and Taylor Swift can help you out since they’ve probably seen enough of this peen to pick it out of a lineup! LOLz!

Think you know who it is…

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Carey Hart Brushes Off Pink Pregnancy Rumors With Classiest Penis Joke Ever!

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Wow.

Pink recently felt a swirl of pregnancy rumors swirl her way that were pretty ridiculous, and at least one person did not appreciate it!

Her husband Carey Hart!

The proud poppa of the couple's daughter Willow recently took to Twitter to write the classiest of d*ck jokes:

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Hugh Jackman Nearly Sliced Off His Peen With His Wolverine Claws? Wait, Can That Regenerate?!

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Whoa, we're so glad this non-Adamantium related surgical procedure never happened!

Hugh Jackman nearly lost his iconic Wolverine phallic object, and we don't mean his trademark cigar!

In a recent interview, Hugh talked about the scary experience, which involved him being oh so very naked, and trying to cover up…with his Wolverine claws:

"There was a very intense first scene and I insisted on a closed set. I ran round the corner and all the female members of the crew were gathered there. I tried to cover myself and cut my inner thigh - it was just the inner thigh thankfully. The metal claws had to go - you can't have bits and pieces flying off."

Would you look at that? He tried to be decent and he ends up slicing his inner thigh? Thanks Universe.

Then again, we'd totally love a slice of thigh, or higher!

We're just glad that his blade and his peen never had a duel.

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