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12 Days Of Perezmas! 2 Inappropriately Shaped Buildings!

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On the second day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us…

Two inappropriately shaped buildings!

Even if you skipped that human sexuality class in high school where you learned how to put a condom on a banana without using your hands, you're probably aware procreation happens in nature when a male phallus enters a lady crevice and leaves behind his little friend!

So what better way to celebrate Christmas, a.k.a. the day Jesus was born thanks to body parts doing magical things, than to celebrate the act of conception itself?! LOLz!!

In case you somehow missed them, this ain't the first holiday gift we've given you!

Been in a cookie-induced food coma and missed the previous days of Perezmas? Then receive the gifts of 12 Twerking Mileys, 11 Babies Poppin, 10 Terrible Twitter Feuds, 9 Naughty Nip Slips, 8 Awkward Jennifer Lawrence Moments, 7 Housewives In Hot Water, 6 Brit-Brit Snapshots, 5 Golden Peeeeeeens, 4 Kanye Freakouts, and 3 Bieber Busts!!

And, without further ado, here are two super sweet buildings that look like a vagina and a penis, respectively, when viewed from space…

Jon Stewart Can't Help But Notice That Qatar's New Soccer Stadium Looks Like Giant Lady Parts [CLICK HERE]

Google Satellites Discover Christian Science Church Is Actually Giant Brown Dong! [CLICK HERE]

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12 Days Of Perezmas! 3 Bieber Busts!

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On the third day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us…

3 Bieber Busts!

We're pretty sure that if there's a naughty list for 2013, Justin Bieber very well might be on the top!

Almost completely unable to keep his shirt on, his spit in his mouth, his pee outside of a bucket, or spray paint inside a spray can, this year's bad boy is definitely the Biebs!

The Canadian crooner is practically entirely responsible for keeping our police force entertained, you know, when he's not calling a concertgoer a "beached whale," or telling ex-President Bill Clinton to "f*ck" himself!

Been in a cookie-induced food coma and missed the previous days of Perezmas? Then receive the gifts of 12 Twerking Mileys, 11 Babies Poppin, 10 Terrible Twitter Feuds, 9 Naughty Nip Slips, 8 Awkward Jennifer Lawrence Moments, 7 Housewives In Hot Water, 6 Brit-Brit Snapshots, 5 Golden Peens, and 4 Kanye Freakouts!

But now you can enjoy, within legal limits, 3 Bieber Busts!

Justin Bieber Officially Charged For Brazilian Graffiti! Could Face A Year In Prison! [CLICK HERE]

Justin Bieber Kicked Out Of Nightclub After Cops Catch Him Drinking Underage! [CLICK HERE]

Justin Bieber Facing CRIMINAL BATTERY Charges For Spitting Incident?! Sheriff's Department Planning To Recommend PROSECUTION! [CLICK HERE]

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12 Days Of Perezmas! 6 Wiley Miley Cyrus Moments!

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On the sixth day of Christmas, our true love gave to us…

6 Wiley Miley Cyrus Moments!

Much like the Rihanna, Mileybird just doesn't give a shiz!

And that's why we love her so much. She flies high in the skies of wild debauchery!!

So now that we've remembered our favorite 7 Daring Diamonds From RiRi's 777 Tour, let us share with you our most loved Miley moments:

Miley Flashes Some SERIOUS Side-Boob Dreamcatcher While Out And About! [CLICK HERE]

Miley Cyrus Spotted Leaving A Marijuana Dispensary In L.A.! [CLICK HERE]

Miley Cyrus' Topless Tease For Liam Hemsworth! [CLICK HERE]

Miley Cyrus Raises Concerns With Alarmingly Thin Photo! [CLICK HERE]

Miley Cyrus Caught Locking Lips With Another LADY In NYC!!! [CLICK HERE]

EXCLUSIVE! Miley Cyrus Partying HARD In Philly! Smoking Weed & Getting Wasted! [CLICK HERE]

Miley Cyrus Slaps The Paps With Verbal Horror! WATCH! [CLICK HERE]

**HONORABLE MENTIONS**

Miley Cyrus: Sex Is Beautiful. Sex Is Magic. [CLICK HERE]

Miley Cyrus & Borgore Make Bad Decisions In New Music Video! [CLICK HERE]

P.S! Browse through the photos below to enjoy our favorite 'SHE'S JUST BEIN' MILEY' looks of 2012!

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12 Days Of Perezmas! 7 Daring Diamonds From Rihanna's 777 Tour!

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On the seventh day of Christmas, our true love gave to us…

7 Daring Diamonds From Rihanna's 777 Tour!

Now that you've enjoyed a hot cup of 8 LOLzy & Not So LOLzy Lindsay Lohan Legal Moments, shine bright like a diamond Christmas tree with us as we remember the seven cArAzAiest stories from RiRi's 777 tour!!!

Rihanna Announces The 7 Lucky Cities On Her 777 Tour! Best Week Ever! [CLICK HERE]

Rihanna's 777 Plane Party Incites Mini Revolution!! [CLICK HERE]

Rihanna's Drug-Fueled Tour Diet Of Oreos, Unicorn Tears, & Red Bull Is Tearing Her Up Inside? [CLICK HERE]

Rihanna Rages Out At Band During 777 London Stop! WATCH Crazy Video HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Rihanna's 777 Jewels Shimmer In NYC With Jay-Z! [CLICK HERE]

Rihanna Is Sorry For Her 777 Tour… But Would Do It All Over Again! [CLICK HERE]

Rihanna Biggest 777 Regret: Sleeping! [CLICK HERE]

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