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Is Nick Lachey Pretending To Be His Own Assistant?

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Yes, but apparently his name is Nick Lachey - meaning he is his OWN assistant!

In Touch Magazine's running a report, claiming that Nick doesn't have a personal assistant to take care of his day-to-day business. He apparently handles all of his affairs himself.

Now, we would find that very admirable and down-to-earth of him, if we weren't also hearing that despite not having an assistant, he still acts like he does! One source reveals:

"We get calls from Nick Lachey's 'assistant', who sounds very much like Nick himself …… Funny how he and this assistant have the same exact voice."

Funny? No. We can come up with several words to describe this scenario, but funny is not one of them.

Nick, darling, you might want to clean about this before it becomes a thing. If you want to be your own man who handles his own shiz, then fine! Great, even!

But please, don't play games! Backfire and ridicule are the last things you want right now. There's a wedding to plan, you know!

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Lindsanity's Assistant Still Has The Worst Job Ever

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Well of course. They've been whoring up to her success for years - why wouldn't they use her assistant?!

Although Lindsanity LOLhan is very busy getting wrung out in rehab, her famewhoring mother Orange Oprah and little Aliana are being super helpful to gurlfriend's assistant, Eleanore, by making sure she stays employed while her real boss it out of commission!

Sources claim that the indentured servant is "miserable" and "incredibly worn out" - more so than with Lindsanity - because Dina "goes on about nothing for days" and is hellbent on auctioning off all the clothes that her daughter hoarded until Neicy Nash came and saved the day!

Poor Eleanore!

We're sure her main responsibilities with Lindsay were to be on hand to peel her off the ground and make sure she left the house only somewhat, and not completely, smashed, and now she has to do Orange Oprah's bidding?!

We'd rather spend our days cleaning Xenu poops out of Suri Cruise's diaper than be at that woman's constant beck and call!

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Steven Seagal's Former Assistant Drops The Lawsuit!

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After all of that?!

Steven Seagal's former personal assistant Kayden Nguyen has dropped her $1 million lawsuit claiming sexual harassment and illegal sex trafficking.

Her lawyers filed the papers for dismissal on Tuesday. The docs didn't say the reasoning for dropping the suit or if a settlement had been reached.

Inneresting…

Maybe he paid her off?

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The Dream Is Claiming He And Milian Split Late Last Year!

Filed under: Love LineChristina Milian

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This sounds like bullshit to us!

After photos surfaced of him canoodling with his personal assistant, The Dream's rep is saying that he separated from Christina Milian late last year!

WTF?

The rep says:

"Terius 'The-Dream' Nash is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter Violet. They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward."

The Dream proposed to Christina in July 2009 and they eloped in September 2009 in Las Vegas and had ANOTHER wedding celebration in Rome in December 2009. Their daughter Violet was born just this past February!

This is all pretty suspicious considering the timeline of their relationship!

What do U think?

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Other Woman Identified As The Dream's Assistant!

Filed under: Love LineChristina Milian

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That is cold!

The woman seen canoodling with The Dream AKA Christina Milian's husband has been identified as his personal assistant Melissa Marie!

Shady, shady!

What an asshole!

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Lindsanity's Assistant Couldn't Handle The Separation!

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan's former assistant slave, Eleonore, couldn't handle life without La Loca's shenanigans because she's back in the employment of the wacktress.

The personal assistant has apparently been re-hired for a month long "trial run" to see whether or not she can be trusted in the Lohan world.

Good luck bb and enjoy La Loca while she's sober.

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Now Hiring! Lindsanity's Personal Assistant Quits!

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Oh no! What is poor Lindsanity going to do now that she doesn't have anyone to carry her drunk ass out of clubs at 4am, clean up all of the vomit, and tuck her into bed??

Sources are claiming that La Loca's personal assistant, Eleonore, is finally over her employer's wacked out shenanigans and has quit!

According to the insiders, Eleonore would be forced to stay with the train wreck for days on end, and would get blamed when shiz was going wrong in her life! The poor woman was "exhausted" and "had enough of Lindsay's demands."

We're shocked! How could that dainty little lady possibly be so erratic and demanding?? Lies!

LOLz!

What do U think?? Is anyone in the El Lay area unemployed and desperate enough to take THAT position??

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