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Fifty Shades Of Grey Releases A New Suggestive Photo In Honor Of Anastasia Steele's Birthday! See Dakota Johnson Almost Put 'Grey' In Her Mouth!

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Whoa, phallic object alert!

In celebration of Anastasia Steele's birthday on Wednesday, Fifty Shades of Grey released a new photo of Dakota Johnson putting Grey to her lips!

Okay, so it's just a pencil with the word "Grey" on it, but this photo lets the imagination totally run wild.

Here was the shady tweet that was sent out: 

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Shailene Woodley Gifts Jimmy Fallon Some Very Phallic Looking Roots — OMG, Is He Blushing?!

LOLOLOLz!!

Not only is Shailene Woodley a gorgeous and talented actress, but she's pretty well-versed in home remedies!

So, when the Divergent actress appeared on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon, she decided to teach him a thing or two about how helpful different roots can be!

No, not Questlove & The Roots, actual home-grown roots!

Ch-ch-check it out (above) & just wait til she pulls out the horseradish for some major LOLz!!!

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This Dog Unfurtunately Has A Penis On Its Chest

Filed under: Silly!DogLabrador RetrieverAwwwww

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Sad dog is sad because, well, nature gave her a fur coat in the shape of a penis… directly on her chest!

We wish we could sit this dog down (Sit! Good dog!) so we could explain to her that she should be proud of who she is, regardless of the giant, furry, phallic image on her chest. She's a beautiful dog, with a beautiful heart!

Besides, Austin Powers made is suuuper cool to have penis-shaped chest hair, as you can see (below)!

Plus it isn't the first time someone has had a furry phallus on their chest anyway, and we'll be damned if it turns out to be the last.

Now who wants to play fetch instead of talking about dongs?? LOLz!

NSFW pic AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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