Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says Men Should Marry 15-Year-Old Girls Because They'll "Pick Your Ducks!"
How do we translate "ew this is the most disgusting thing ever" into a duck call?
In a recently discovered video, Phil gave a speech in 2009 about the type of woman a man should marry, and, aside from her cooking abilities, what age she should be:
"Mainly because these boys are waiting until they get to be about 20 years old before they marry 'em. Look, you wait until they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They'll pick your ducks."
Ugh we thought these gender roles were done in the Medieval Ages!
We are just so ever thankful that "pick your ducks" is not a euphemism.
Unfortunately, we're not very thankful that picking ducks is the act of cleaning feathers off a dead bird, an act that is usually reserved for women.
Just so gross. Uh, A&E…are you sure want him back?
Ch-ch-check out the scandalous video for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!