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David Hasselhoff Thinks He's Going To Star In The Remake Of WHAT!?

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David Hasselhoff is the star of this weekend's most ridiculous sequel, Piranha 3DD. Naturally, after headlining the campy horror film, he's ready for his chance at an Oscar by starring in the mother of all remakes.

The 59-year-old told sources that he's hoping he'll be cast in an updated version of Gone With The Wind! While talking about how disappointed his manager was in him for choosing the bloody sequel, he explained:

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Check Out The Piranha 3DD Trailer, Red Band Style!!! (NSFW!)

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This trailer is definitely NSFW!

As the summer months inch closer to us, everyone is thinking about the same things:

Bikinis, party poppin' … and PIRANHAS?!?!

Check out the naughty red band trailer for the gruesome Piranha 3DD. As with the first flick, this one promises to bring the gore (and nudity) straight to your seat in 3D(D)!

Plus, Ving Rhames has shotguns for legs!!! And we all love a good Hoff sighting!

Thoughts? Are U excited for another round of Piranhas?!

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David Hasselhoff Doesn't Even WANT To Do Britain's Got Talent…

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The Hoff is nothing but positive after NOT being asked back to judge another season of Britain’s Got Talent.

According to the Knight Rider, he was too sensitive a soul to give negative feedback when necessary:

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Hold On To Your Tittays! The Trailer Piranha 3DD Is HERE!

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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

We don't know how they managed to pull it off, but this movie looks even MORE ridiculous than the first!

Ch-ch-check out the just released theatrical trailer for the sequel to the 2009 surprise smash Piranha 3D, Piranha 3DD, which follows our little people-chomping friends as they travel through sewer pipes and find their way to a just-released, tittay-friendly water park (above)!

And although it appears that Tara Reid and Gary Busey never showed up, Christopher Lloyd is back, as is Ving Rhames - only with GUNS FOR LEGS, and David Hasselhoff is also on hand - PLAYING HIMSELF!

Seriously, this movie has greatness written all over it!

P.S. Keep an eye out for Cerie from 30 Rock - it looks like that poor girl has it coming the worst! YUCK!

What do U think?? Are U excited for Piranha 3DD?!

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Piranha 3DD Trailer

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Piranha 3DD Trailer
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That's right… it's not a typo.

Piranha 3DD. Two Ds. Double Ds you could say.

There's not much more to say, the movie title should say it all.

Check out the video above for the trailer… it's not a joke.

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The Hoff Gets A New TV Gig…As A Porn Star!

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Way to bounce back, Mr. Hasselhoff!

Back in May, we learned that David Hasselhoff was getting fired from Britain's Got Talent.

At the time, we were wondering what he might do next, and now we know…he's going to join FX's Sons of Anarchy this October as a "well-endowed former porn star" named Dondo!

In the show, The Hoff's character produces "girl-on-girl skin flicks" for a living. Ha!

Congrats on the new gig, David AND congrats again on your role in Piranha 3DD!

What did we do to get so lucky to have SO MUCH HOFF in our lives??? LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

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Epic Casting News! Gary Busey Signs On For Piranha 3DD!

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We would NOT want to be a piranha right now…

Team Humans just got one hell of an ally, because Gary Busey has signed on for Piranha 3DD!

Principal photography on the film has already begun in Wilmington, NC, and it will be released next Thanksgiving!

Gary Busey, piranhas, and turkey? Sounds like a recipe for the best day ever to us! LOLz.

Are U excited to see Gary Busey take on piranhas next November?

[Images via WENN & IMDB.]

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