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SpongeBob SquarePants Takes His Hilarity To Land In The Sponge Out Of Water Trailer!

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SpongeBob SquarePants and his crew are back…as superheroes!

In the trailer for The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water, we finally get to see Spongebob Squarepants and his friends on LAND!

Pretty surreal, huh?

The flick, which premieres February 6th, 2015, will chronicle Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward's fight against evil pirates who wish to take over the world.

We can't wait to see how Spongebob and his posse fare above the surface!

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Britney Spears Music Being Blasted By Boats To Scare Off Somali Pirates?!?

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Forget flare guns and fire hoses - the real way to ward off Somali pirates out at sea is to hit them with a blast of Britney!

Sea Captains battling East African ship raiders have reportedly discovered a new secret weapon in Britney Spears', claiming that pirates hate her music so much, they turn away from any vessel that's playing her hit songs!

LOLz!

Second Officer Rachel Owens, a merchant navy officer aboard one of these huge super tankers has seen firsthand how BritBrit can keep them safe. She explained:

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Johnny Depp Brings The News To Abbey Road Studios In London!

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EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it!!

Newsboy wannabe Johnny Depp was recently seen at the famous Abbey Road Studios in London.

Taking a break from filming, eh?

Maybe Johnny saw the latest Glee episode and wanted to record a Beatles song of his own!?!

LOLz! Just kidding!

The Pirates of the Caribbean star most likely stopped by the studio to kill time before he begins filming the fifth movie of the franchise.

Well, that or he's trying to record a hit song to pay for those diamonds he recently gave to his sweetheart, Amber Heard.

Either way, we can't wait to hear what Johnny's been scheming up in the studio!

[Image via FameFlyNetUK/FameFlynet Pictures.]

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Johnny Depp Will Have To Wait; Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Docked Over Script Issues

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Argh!

Dead Men Tell No Tales all right… no tales until late 2015 or after!

That's how it seems now that the pause button has been pressed on Pirates of the Caribbean 5.

Due to script issues, Johnny Depp's legendary Captain Jack Sparrow will have to wait a lil' longer before venturing out into more swashbuckling adventures.

Though the four previous films earned $3.7 billion in box offices worldwide, Disney wants to make sure the fifth installment's story holds as much integrity as possible, with all of the proper elements in place.

If we had to guess, we'd say it's probably because the general

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Harry Styles Is Grillin' Like A Villain On Instagram!

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Harry Styles looks as if Party in the USA Miley Cyrus and We Can't Stop Miley Cyrus somehow crossed the time-space continuum and morphed into the same body!

Harry was seen mixing his styles, as he was spotted on Instagram not only sporting his own grill, but an American flag bandana.

Patriotism hasn't been so strongly mixed with dental jewelry since George Washington crossed the Delaware in his wooden grill of his own. We cannot tell a lie, George was dope like that.

The photo of Harry was taken by a producer who has worked with One Direction, Calvin Aurand, who also provided this caption:

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Next Week, On Once Upon A Time

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EEEEE!!!! Once Upon A Time is getting FREAKY for Halloween!!

And if last Sunday's pirate-themed episode wasn't intense enough with all that Rumpelstilskin background info, it looks like NEXT Sunday's all new OUAT will feature a certain Doctor…

Who likes to take various dead parts, stitch them together, and infuse them with new life!!!

Ch-ch-check out the SCCURRRYY preview for The Doctor (above)!

OK, so obviously Dr. Whale is the iconic Dr. Frankenstein and tried to bring Regina's ill-fated lover back to life… but what's he doing with Jefferson?! We just hope he's the classic Frankenstein, and not a modern, Franky twist a la The Human Centipede dude! HA!

We're gonna have to watch this one peeking out from behind our fingers!

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Michael Bay To Bring His Buried Treasure To TV!

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It’s soon to be a pirate’s life for Bay!

Film producer/director Michael Bay will be hitting up TV for the very first time with a brand new series centered around PIRATES!!!

The series will be a Treasure Island prequel called Black Sails and will air eight episodes in 2014!!

The show is brought to us by Jericho creator Jon Steinberg and Bay will be serving as the series’ executive producer!!

Of his first TV venture, Bay said:

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