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Is Pirates Of The Caribbean Just A Ghost Of A Franchise?? See What Tales Critics Are Telling In Our Review Roundup!

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Dead Men Tell No Tales, but critics sure as shit do! And like Javier Bardem's ghost pirate Salazar, they seem out for Johnny Depp's blood.

Yep, reviews for the fifth installment of Pirates Of The Caribbean are coming in, and so far it's not going swimmingly for Captain Jack's return.

Related: Orlando Bloom Defends Johnny Depp, 'The Man That I Know And Love'

As of this writing, the sequel has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes, with many critics bemoaning Depp's uninspired performance and the rehashed plot. And then there are the negative reviews…

Ch-ch-check out what the critics are saying (below)!

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Orlando Bloom Defends Johnny Depp, 'The Man That I Know And Love'

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Johnny Depp is swamped in controversy.

He's currently facing a legal battle with his former management that's getting personal and dirty, which of course follows an even messier divorce, in which ex Amber Heard accused him of domestic violence.

Video: Johnny Can't Handle Being In Ellen DeGeneres' Hot Seat

But the Pirates Of The Caribbean star's friends and loved ones have always had his back. And you can count costar Orlando Bloom among their number. When asked about his fellow Pirate's personal turmoils at the El Lay premiere of Dead Men Tell No Tales, the returning Will Turner said:

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Johnny Depp Is Dating Again

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Things have been on stranger tides shaky ground for Johnny Depp over the past year.

He went straight from a messy divorce in which Amber Heard accused him of domestic violence, to another bitter court battle with his former managers over mismanaged finances.

So how is the star taking it all? In stride, apparently!

Video: Jessica Chastain SHADES The Fuck Out Of Johnny

According to a source with inside info, the Pirates Of The Caribbean star is "doing much better" and is "more focused and happier" of late. He's even back on the market!

The insider tells People:

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Actual Pirates Are Holding Pirates Of The Caribbean 5 For Ransom! See Disney's Badass Response!

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Piracy usually involves someone stealing a movie or TV show then uploading and sharing it so everyone can watch it for free. Some even viewed it (incorrectly!) as a victimless crime.

Well, that facade is being torn away

At least, that used to be the case. In a bold and probably self-defeating move, hackers have reached out to Disney to tell them that they have a movie digitally downloaded in its entirety — and they're demanding a hefty ransom not to release it to the public in 20-minute increments.

In a real Mel Gibson move (early badass Mel, not drunken belligerent Mel), CEO Bob Iger declared during an ABC town hall meeting on Monday that the studio is refusing to pay. Then he poured Bitcoin all over the desk and said, "Take a good look. This is as close as you're ever going to get to it."

Related: Beauty And The Beast Wins Big At The MTV Movie & TV Awards!

OK, that last part didn't happen.

Instead the company is cooperating with authorities to try and help track down the culprits.

Ironically, the film — which Iger did not mention by name — is reportedly Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, which opens this Friday, May 19. And if it's released online this week, the box office could really suffer.

Weeks ago pirates made a similar threat to Netflix, who also refused to pay. The entire season of Orange is the New Black dropped on The Pirate Bay six weeks early.

We appreciate these companies standing up to these demands. We just hope the jerks get caught before they can make a trend of it!

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Keira Knightley IS In Pirates 5! International Trailer Spoils Return Of Elizabeth Swann!

Now we know why she isn't playing Cable in Deadpool 2! Ha!

We don't mind saying we were genuinely disappointed to learn Keira Knightley would not be returning to the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise along with Orlando Bloom. The love story of Elizabeth and Will was an important counterbalance to the dirty dealings of Johnny Depp.

Sorry, we mean Captain Jack Sparrow.

Related: Keira Has Been Wearing Wigs For The Past 5 Years

But a new Japanese trailer for Dead Men Tell No Tales has just revealed the actress will indeed be back!

Unfortunately, it's just a single shot, so it's possible Miss Swann Mrs. Turner just makes a cameo. But this means the fifth installment is indeed a reunion of all the leads of the original! (Heck, even the monkey is back!)

Ch-ch-check out the spoilerrific scene (above)! Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales hits theaters May 26!

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Orlando Bloom Is Back (And Looking HORRIBLE) In Newest Pirates Of The Caribbean Trailer!

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This is what happens when you go naked paddleboarding with no sunscreen!

The latest Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales spot gave us a good look at the return of Orlando Bloom, the once gorgeous swashbuckler.

Video: See The Previous, Orlando-Less Trailer HERE!

The last time we saw Will Turner in At World's End, he was captaining the Dutchman, ferrying dead sailors to Davy Jones' locker.

Sadly, the decade has not been kind to him! That job must be harder than President!

Ch-ch-check out Will reuniting with his son (Brenton Thwaites) in the middle of one dangerous swell (below)!

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First Teaser For Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Is Creepy AF — But Where's Johnny Depp?? Watch!

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It hasn't exactly been the easiest year for Johnny Depp thanks to that messy divorce with Amber Heard, but from the looks of the first teaser for the star's newest Pirates of the Caribbean flick, next year's gonna be great!

During Sunday night's finale of Fear the Walking Dead, Disney premiered the first teaser for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, the fifth installment in their HUGELY successful franchise — and it looks creepy AF!

Related: Is Angelina Jolie Turning To Johnny For Support Amid Her Divorce Drama?

As you watch the first look, you might be a bit surprised because Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow doesn't show up at all as the star of the clip ends up being Javier Bardem, who is playing the creepy zombified Captain Salazar!

Don't worry, we're sure the next trailer will have some Johnny, and maybe even Geoffrey Rush and Orlando Bloom since they're both returning too!

Ch-ch-check out the exciting new teaser (below) and let us know if you'll be catching the new Pirates movie when it lands in theaters May 26, 2017!

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