There is absolutely nothing okay about this - like zero, zilch, nada - but yet somehow we still find ourselves strangely captivated!
Check out the latest batch of batshit crazy from the upcoming episode of Toddlers and Tiaras (above), in which parents (all of whom should probably be investigated by social services) prepare their poor little daughters for a Mardi Gras-themed pageant in Darien, GA!
Yeah, FYI, moms - letting your toddler knock back ten Pixy Stix is tantamount to giving a teenager about ten bumps of cocaine!
But whatever it takes to WIN, right?!
Whyyyyy can't we stop watching this?! Curse you, TLC!!