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Gerard Depardieu isn't the most desirable man on the planet — from peeing in the aisle on an airplane to becoming a Russian citizen to escape tax trouble, he just isn't what anyone would call a "cool" or "not gross" dude! LOLz!

We were in a position to agree with everyone, until we saw the picture of him smoking (above)!

WOW! Right?? Totally changes your stance on how cool he is! Smoking usually makes everyone look awful, but we gotta say, it looks FAB on a man who urinated in some place other than a bathroom on a plane (we can't stop stressing that he did that)!

Obviously we're joking — no matter what unsavory things you've done, we wouldn't wish a smoking habit on anyone! It's unhealthy and disgusting and we would hope people would know that! NOBODY WANTS CANCER, so what's the point??

Anywho, he was giving an interview to some French journalists when he decided to spark up!

Boo!

[Image via Splash News.]

Tags: cancer, gerard depardieu, interview, pee, plane, smoking, unhealthy

This is horrible!

Texas man Matthew Harper got yanked off a Southwest aircraft on Sunday because he weighs roughly 340 pounds, and considering that the company he works for uses SW to fly their employees from state to state… they failed to buy him two seats on the overbooked flight from Chicago to Denver, which resulted in him getting kicked off the plane.

However, before he got the boot, a flight attendant asked Matthew if he knew Southwest's overweight policy, to which Harper answered, "yes ma'am I do," and her reply was:

Tags: denver, fat, flight, matthew harper, overweight, plane, southwest, weight

LOLz!!

We're kidding, because of course Hulk Hogan doesn't have to pay for two seats — he does it because he wants to!!

Ha! We're joking again! We bet he just sits in first class where there's plenty of room and champagne to get both him and his biceps to their destination!

Our only real question is: when he presents his muscles' ticket, do they have photo ID? Or does he just flex??

We hope they had a safe flight!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Tags: first class, hulk hogan, lax, muscles, plane, seat, travel

Scrambling for a flight HOURS before facing a potentially devastating court hearing?!

Just a normal night in the life of Lindsay Lohan!

The fun-loving redhead who doesn't seem to know when to QUIT is required to attend court TODAY in Los Angeles for her lying-to-cops/probation-violation case…

Yet after reportedly MISSING her first scheduled flight out of JFK last night to party at some concert, girl apparently decided to get OFF her rescheduled flight, and was left searching for ANY other flight out of NYC!!

But WHY did Lilo get off the plane?!

One source claims that she

Tags: bench warrant, court hearing, flight, jfk, lax, lindsay lohan, lying to cops, miss, plane, trial

If you're one of those people that likes to carry a small pocket knife because it becomes super handy a few times a month, but always forgets to take it out of your pocket before you go to the airport, we have good news for you!

On the other hand, if you're someone who's afraid of being stabbed with a small pocket knife while flying thousands of feet in the air, you should probably be sitting for this:

Tags: allow, ban, blocked, danger, dangerous, flying, harm, knife, knives, lifted, plane, pocket, prohibited, small, stab, stabby, tsa

Just when we thought we’ve seen it all!

So maybe the Harlem Shake craze is on its way out, but there’s still some AHmazing vids being uploaded that we just can’t help but watch!!

Recently, Colorado College's ultimate frisbee team joined in on the trend, as they filmed their own thirty-second clip while they went up, up and away on Frontier Airlines Flight 157!

Check out the HIGHlarious version (above)!!!

It looks like EVERYONE on the plane joined in on all the fun!!

Unfortunately, the video has triggered an investigation made by the Federal Aviation Administration!!

Though, a spokeswoman for the airline has since come forward and stated that, “all safety measures were followed, and the seat belt sign was off.”

From Lincoln to a dancing banana, we gotta say our favorite part was the white-haired guy in the front, who is just waving at the camera! LOLz!

Tags: colorado college, dancing, flight, frisbee team, funny, harlem shake, plane, viral, viral video

"I accidentally farted on an airplane sitting next to a stranger. It was embarrassing because he recognized me, and it was a loud and deadly one. I immediately did a little scream and turned on the air vent to get rid of the smell. I then put a blanket over my head. It was horrible!"

- Jenny McCarthy, on the last time she blushed, to People Magazine

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: air vent, embarrassing, fart, flight, jenny mccarthy, loud, oops, passenger, plane, smell