That's just bad business!!
We mean, really?!?
In honor of Donald Trump's first speaking trip to Australia, he's inviting their finest big wigs to an exclusive party he's calling Platinum Privilege.
Wait, is this another Magic Mike story? LOL!
As he extends the invitations, he tells his fellow rich boys:
Like me, you're at the top of your food chain. And no one put you there; you put yourself there. [You]ll enjoy unparalleled access to me while rubbing shoulders with other Australian power players. I've already ensured that this is never to be included in any future contracts. This is it.
Did we mention they all get a framed picture with the Wig as a souvenir!?!
Too bad us peasants will never know the joys of a PP party. Aww shucks.
Oh and by the way, nobody knows where this extra money is going, but several reports assure it's not for charity!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]