Bullet dodged, right bro? You almost actually had to be punished for the awful things you allegedly did to your ex-girlfriend! So lucky!!
If you couldn't tell, we're being completely sarcastic. We think it's AWFUL that Larry Johnson, former NFL running back, is getting a slap on the wrist and NO jail time for allegedly choking out his ex-girlfriend. He struck a plea deal, and it's blowing our minds how often people get away with such awful things!
There's nothing like giving a teammate a little tap on the tush to tell them they've done a good job!
But when Chad Johnson got a little too frisky with his lawyer in court, it ended up costing him BIG time!!
As we previously mentioned, the former footballer was in court yesterday following up on domestic violence arrest from last year, and apparently he was VERY close to striking up a plea deal that would have let him walk free. But that quickly changed when Chad decided to congratulate his lawyer on a job well done with a little pat on the booty!
Ch-ch-check out the spank heard ’round the world (above)!
Chad drew a light chuckle from the crowd with his actions, but his celebration may have come a little to soon as the judge was NOT laughing!
Not only did she scold him for not taking things seriously, but she ended up throwing out the plea deal and sentenced him to 30 days in jail! YIKES!!!
Like we said, a spanking is a great way to congratulate a fellow athlete, but unfortunately for Mr. Ochocinco he was in a courthouse and NOT a football field!
Alec Baldwin's alleged stalker is not going down without a fight!
Earlier today, Genevieve Sabourin rejected a plea offer after she was accused of following the married 30 Rock actor to his home and sending him multiple emails.
The deal would have let the canadian actress walk away with no jail time and would have left her criminal record blemish free. However, she called the offer "offensive" as the trials have already forced her to spend all of her retirement money and has even left her homeless!
Now Genevieve is looking to face Alec in court later this month and hopes that an acquittal will help get her life back on track!
The 30 Rock actor previously released some disturbing