Oh, if only Lindsay Lohan had thought ahead and made plans to get court-ordered rehab immediately AFTER her birthday!!
As we mentioned earlier, LiLo’s 27th birthday is fast approaching!! It has occurred to the troubled starlet that unless she pulls some major strings, she’s going to be stuck in rehab on her special day. And not only will she be in there on her birthday, she’ll be stuck in the Betty Ford Center her Entire. Birthday. MONTH.
This is obvi NOT OK with Lindsay, and she’s allegedly begging the lovely people at Betty Ford to let her out early — we bet they’ve never heard THAT before, LOLz!!
Sources are reportedly saying that Lindsay is: