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Rosie O'Donnell Drops Trump Feud To Pen Poem All About Ivanka!

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Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with "Orange anus"…

Rosie O'Donnell has long been saying what most sane Americans are currently thinking — that Donald Trump is a disgusting human — ever since she first began feuding with the reality TV star way back in 2006.

Unfortunately, we didn't take her warnings seriously… and now we're stuck entertaining the idea of possibly promoting the former Celebrity Apprentice host up to President!

Related: Trump Just Won't Stop Being Creepy Around Ivanka…

With that said, unlike her racist Republican rival, Rosie isn't about to judge an entire group of people based on the actions of a select few — which is why she's still friendly with Ivanka Trump!

As you may have seen, the comedienne and fashion designer randomly bumped into each other in New York City on Wednesday and couldn't have been more civil.

Well, it sounds like Rosie actually enjoyed meeting Ivanka even more than we realized — because she just called her "the most beautiful woman I've ever seen," in a poem entitled 8 million to one on Thursday!

Read the entire free verse expression (below):

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J.K. Rowling Calls Out Misogynistic Trolls By Sharing Some Inspiring Words On #NationalPoetryDay!

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J.K. Rowling celebrates #NationalPoetryDay the right way!

In case you didn't already know, J.K. Rowling is a bit of a whiz when it comes to Twitter, so naturally she just had to get in on the action for #NationalPoetryDay!

But instead of sharing any old poem, the famed author decided to use the day as a chance to send a message some of the trolls of the Internet, specifically the misogynistic fellas!

Related: Check Out J.K. Rowling's Best Tweets HERE!

J.K. shared a snap of the poem Invisible Men by Musa Okwonga, which reads:

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​Dwyane Wade Shows Gabrielle Union How Much He Loves Her By Writing Poems!

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A jock and a poet? We'd say she's winning!

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade have gone through lots of highs and lows in their relationship, but they've made it through it all.

And part of the reason is because Dwyane is so dang thoughtful!

The Being Mary Jane actress revealed the super sweet thing that her baller husband does to show how much he loves her. Miz Union said he writes her poems, adding

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Beyoncé's Poem To Blue Ivy Is So Divine That It'll Make You Cry For Hours

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Beautiful!

Now that's a poem!

Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.

We already knew all about that!

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'Twas The Night Before Christmas Told Through Celebrity GIFs!

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Santa Claus is coming to town tonight, and we're about as excited as Will Ferrell in Elf about that fact!

Whether you're a kid from 1 to 92, we all love the Christmas poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and we enjoy it especially on the literal night before Christmas!

In fact, we love it so much we decided to recreate the entire ballad using celebrity GIFs!

So, throw back some eggnog, eat a gratuitous amount of Christmas tree shaped cookies, and get in the spirit of the season with this festive and traditional composition!

And of course, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

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J.K. Rowling Has Some Explaining To Do About Her Chinese Character!

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Rachel Rostad is pretty badass at slam poetry, so we'll get that out of the way first and foremost!

Secondly, she makes some VERY good points in an open letter/poem to J.K. Rowling about the ONLY Chinese character in Harry Potter — and namely how her name doesn't make very much sense!

In a book that has completely made up worlds, creatures, characters, words, and EVERYTHING beautiful about the series, we never realized how kinda messed up it is to name the only Chinese character Cho Chang! Why? Because it's is a combination of two Korean last names!

You know, kinda like finding a Frenchmen named 'García Sánchez!'

At least that's the example that Rachel gives in rousing few minutes worth everybody's time (above)!

What say you, J.K.?? What say you, fans??

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James Franco Celebrates Presidential Inauguration With A Poem!

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A President by any other name would NOT smell as sweet!!

Many across this fine nation of ours are super souped that Barack Obama is staying in office for four more years, including actor/director/musician/everything ever James Franco!

Thus the Spring Breakers star decided to pen a poem called Obama in Asheville.

How lovely that James wanted to share his thoughts about Obama's inauguration through creative means!

Read James' ode to Obama …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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