It's a form of expression almost excessively used by angry teens and people in rehab; but sometimes poetry is used to
make us laugh at you define yourself in court!
Yesterday, we reported that Melissa Etheridge filed documents with custody court that claim her ex, Tammy Lynn Michaels, burnt their child with a cigarette.
Lucky for us, Tammy has responded to Melissa's accusation… with a poem!!
In the brilliant piece of writing, Tammy explains that she was standing "20 feet away" from the kids, while taking part in her "bad habit" when her 3-year-old son playfully attacked her. Here's an excerpt from the poem:
"how does one know
that her amazing son
with strong and luscious arms and legs
would try to play
Invisible Monster Tackling Mommy
Well, that explains everything! LOL!
Now we understand how she may have mistakenly burnt her child. However, now we have a new question: WHY A POEM???
Treat yourself to the entire
ridiculous masterfully written poem… AFTER THE JUMP!!
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