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Oh No. Jenelle Evans Is Back Together With Kieffer!

Filed under: Love LineSad SadTwitterTeen Mom

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Boooooooooooooooo! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

We never knew that one person could make SO. MANY. BAD. DECISIONS.

Teen Mom's Jenelle Evans just sent out a disturbing tweet a couple days ago.

Attached with the (above) picture, she wrote:

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Rosie O'Donnell Scribes A Poem For Lindsay Lohan!

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She's Hollywood's newest Shakespeare, LOLz!

You see… Rosie O'Donnell has made a lot of waves ever since she called Lindsay Lohan out for accepting the role of Elizabeth Taylor in Liz & Dick.

Rosie just doesn't think Lindsay is healthy enough to take on a role like that… or work at all for that matter!! But Linds is saying she's being too "intrusive" and her rep says she just needs to mind her own business!!!

So what does Rosie do? She gets out that quill and writes LiLo a poem, that's what she does!!

It goes a lil' something like this:

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Melissa Etheridge's Ex Writes A Poem About Burning Their Child With A Cigarette

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YES! POETRY!!

It's a form of expression almost excessively used by angry teens and people in rehab; but sometimes poetry is used to make us laugh at you define yourself in court!

Yesterday, we reported that Melissa Etheridge filed documents with custody court that claim her ex, Tammy Lynn Michaels, burnt their child with a cigarette.

Lucky for us, Tammy has responded to Melissa's accusation… with a poem!!

In the brilliant piece of writing, Tammy explains that she was standing "20 feet away" from the kids, while taking part in her "bad habit" when her 3-year-old son playfully attacked her. Here's an excerpt from the poem:

"how does one know
that her amazing son
with strong and luscious arms and legs
would try to play
Invisible Monster Tackling Mommy
at
that
precise
moment?????"

Well, that explains everything! LOL!

Now we understand how she may have mistakenly burnt her child. However, now we have a new question: WHY A POEM???

Treat yourself to the entire ridiculous masterfully written poem… AFTER THE JUMP!!

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Paradise Lost Again! Production Entirely SCRAPPED!

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Wow! This is pretty shocking, considering the recent comments Bradley Cooper made!

The actor was expected to play Lucifer in an epic, big budget adaptation of John Milton's Paradise Lost by Alex Proyas, and although there had been delays over budgets issues, he recently stated that production was starting back up again!

However,

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New The Raven Movie Poster Released!

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John Cusack stars as the lowly Edgar Allan Poe in the upcoming flick, The Raven.

Only this time…Edgar Allan Poe is kicking tail?!

The movie shows a serial killer murdering his victims by what Poe writes. The author works with a young detective to solve the case!

The film's helmer, James McTeigue, said the following on the upcoming flick:

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