The dramz has been swirling around Cheryl Cole's Las Vegas birthday extravaganza and she's fighting back!
Just some of Polly's article read:
"Cheryl Nosurname had the most depressing 30th birthday in the history of celebrations, didn't she? In case you've managed to escape this, first Chezza rounded up her massive gang of friends i.e. mom, boyfriend, hairstylist and some – but not all – of the people she was put together with on a reality show. Then she flew them to Vegas, (a la stag night) hired a limo (a la hen night) and went to some club full of strangers who took photos of her on their phones (a la bad night). It's just the latest example of something that's been clear for a while now. Cheryl Nosurname would be much happier if she'd never become famous."
No worries, though! Our Lady Cheryl refused to let Polly bring down her B-day high.