Well, this is just pooperrific!
A little girl from Missouri named Audrey insisted her third birthday party be poop-themed and her parents obliged!
Mom Rebecca told the Huffington Post that Audrey simply did not want anything but a scatological soiree, and after trying to dissuade her, she and her husband decided to "embrace the weird" and gave in.
"For months, every time we mentioned her party, Audrey requested ‘poop balloons and a poop cake.' I tried suggesting other themes, but she always insisted on poop."
The heart wants what it wants!
Audrey and her poop troop had a poop emoji-shaped piñata filled with Hershey's Kisses and Tootsie Rolls, played "pin the poop," and received whoopie cushions as party favors. Rebecca took to the theme and dressed up as a poop emoji herself!