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NO WAY!!

Last time we heard from Jason London, he was enjoying his new life as a married man and now… he's defecating on himself in the backseat of a police cruiser!?

Ugh! The honeymoon is officially over!

According to a police report, the actor was bloodied and beaten in an Arizona bar before cops found him wandering Dazed & Confused through the streets of Scottsdale.

The Po-Po arrested him for disorderly conduct, fighting, and assault after he tried fighting off local paramedics.

That's when he… wait for it… PURPOSELY CRAPPED HIMSELF IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CRUISER!!!

What. The. Fudge!?!

Jason allegedly spat homophobic slurs at the cops before saying:

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We know how disastrous a bathroom miscalculation can be in white pants- but what about the White House??

Following his gastric bypass, Al Roker had an accident in the worst place possible- his pants!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear Al tell the hole whole story on Dateline NBC!

We can laugh now, but these gastric bypass surgeries can have some serious consequences! And we know Al is only sharing this humiliating story to help people understand what they might be dealing with.

So good job, Al! You only meant to give us a little insight into your own experience, but a little something extra came out. Kindness.

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