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Catholics Aren’t Even Allowed To Kiss Anymore?! Find Out When, Where, & Why Pope Francis Is FORBIDDING People From Locking Lips!

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The Catholic Church is FINALLY dealing with the issue that has been plaguing the faith for decades now. We’re of course talking about family members kissing each other during mass.

Oh, did you think we we’re going to say something else?

Nope, Pope Francis and his homies at The Vatican have been busy preparing a new set of guidelines for parishioners to follow that includes BANNING kissing during the sign of peace!

For those Perezcious readers out there who aren’t down with JC or who aren’t Catholic, the sign of peace is a brief moment during church when people shake hands with those around them. But over the years, some people have also been showing their love for one another by exchanging hugs and kisses.

No big deal, right? It’s not like anyone’s getting to third base in the middle of church.

Cardinal Antonio Canizares Llovera, the leader of the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments, is wagging his finger this week though, saying

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The Pope Gets His Own Holy Fragrance!

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Pope Benedict XVI is finally getting a fragrance to call his own!

Italian perfumer Silvana Casoli is the nose behind the holy aroma and is meant to reflect his love of forests, animals, peace and tranquility.

While concocting the fragrance, Casoli says she "thought of the smells the Pope would smell when praying at the Grotto of Lourdes" and apparently that includes lemon tree blossom and the smell of spring grass.

Inneresting.

For those wanting to get a whiff of the eau de Pope, you're S.O.L. The unnamed fragrance is for the Pope's nose only.

Thoughts???

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The View Girls Hash Out The Pope's Gay Marriage Claims

As previously mentioned, the Pope is afraid gay marriage will destroy the future and the ladies from The View discuss what wrong with the proclamation.

The consensus between the ladies is that there is A LOT of contradiction between religion leaders.

They also

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Jimmy Kimmel Describes How Gay Marriage Will End The World

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The world will end…because of a fuschia painted house.

LOLz!

Going along the buzz of Pope Benedict's gay problem, Jimmy Kimmel explains why the world will end because of gay marriage.

The talk show host claims that people who so angry about gay marriage will cause the death of a scientist who has discovered a super virus.

But when he dies, the world will be infected and die a painful-super virus-y death.

HA!

Check out the video to see how the world will end according to Jimmy.

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The Pope Says Gay Marriage Will "Undermine The Future Of Humanity!"

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We're beginning to think Pope Benedict isn't a fan of gay marriage.

The Pope addressed diplomats of over 180 countries Monday January 10th on social and economic issues, many of which focused on children (who knew?)

The new surge against marriage equality comes as European countries such as Spain and the Netherlands have legalized gay marriage. This cannot happen in the Pope's backyard!

Regarding homosexuality,

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