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Vivid To Release The AvengersXXX: A Porn Parody Online

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Vivid Entertainment always has the best porn parodies! We mean we've heard…

Anyway…the porno version of The Avengers was directed by award-winning director Axel Braun, from an original script by Braun and Mark Logan.

Braun said:

"'The AvengersXXX Parody' parodies some of the major superheroes, like the ridiculously sexy Ms. Marvel and Scarlet Witch, which have always been part of the erotic fantasies of every adult entertainment fan. And my Nick Fury can totally kick Samuel L. Jackson's ass."

The movie actually looks pretty dang funny.

We're not sure how many names you'd recognize, but a big one is Chyna! She plays She-Hulk.

Check out the video (above) for a SFW clip from the movie, which drops on their website HERE on May 1st, and then in stores May 8th.

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Watching Porn Shuts Down Your Brain!

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You'd think that watching porn would make your brain light up like a Christmas tree on fire.

But viewing erotic movies can actually shut down the part of the brain that processes visuals.

Does it shut down because all your blood rushes to a different organ? *Cough cough*

No actually, it doesn't.

When watching normal movies, blood flows to the visual processing region of the brain, but if the movie is explicit, blood tends to move to other areas of the brain, possibly the ones responsible for sexual arousal.

One of the study researchers said:

"If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes.

But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

That's for sure! Who cares if you're missing some stuff, all you need to do is be able to see the good parts! Ha!

[Image via Rachel Worth/WENN.]

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Husband Discovers His Wife Was In 11 Pornos 'The First Time' He Watches One!

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Ooo…that is awkward!

A seemingly happy marriage was ruined after an Egyptian man discovered his wife of 16 years had starred in 11 pornographic flicks with her former boyfriend!

The man made the life-changing, mind blowing, and boner killing discovery while at an internet cafe where he decided to check out an x-rated video for "the first time…out of curiosity".

Hmm…right.

First of all, if this guy was comfortable enough to watch a porno IN PUBLIC, then we doubt it was his first time. Secondly, with MILLIONS of dirty videos floating around on the internet, what are the chances of this guy finding one his wife made?

That's like jumping into the ocean for the first time and getting bit by Moby Dick! LOLz!

He reportedly collapsed

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Three Of Tiger Woods' Porno Mistresses Team Up For…You Guessed it! A Porno!

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Is this the threesome Tiger Woods was looking for all along? Probably not.

Three of the pro golfer's porn-star mistresses — Devon James, Holly Sampson, and Joslyn James — are teaming up for a new flick to honor exploit the man.

3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer will be released in conjunction with what could be the greatest comeback in the history of golf. Viewers can watch these three ladies spill all the sleazy deets about their sex romps with Woods on April 3rd, the day after he takes his first swing at the Masters tournament.

This is what director B. Skow had to say about his newest production:

"Any time three women get together to talk about the same guy, the results are going to be more than interesting. Now, when these women also happen to be adult stars that have sex for a living, and reveal they have been with the same guy, you can be sure they’ll share absolutely everything.”

The movie will revolve around an in-depth Q&A session complete with on-screen demonstrations of their experiences with Woods.

Needless to say, this is a must-see for any fan of golf. Ha!

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Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Being Shopped Around

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Rumor has it, Hulk Hogan has a sex tape and U might get the chance to see it soon. That is, if you're into that sort of thing.

Apparently, porno studio Vivid has been approached by a third party to purchase the tape which features the Hulkster and a mystery brunette that is NOT his ex-wife Linda OR his new wife Jennifer McDaniel!

If you want a sneak peek, check out the picture above. No, we're not kidding either. Sources report that the wrestler actually rips off his shirt in his signature Hulkamania fashion to start the sex romp.

Oh geez. Does he give her the Running Leg Drop too? LOL!

It's hard to believe that a woman would get turned on by such a cheesy gesture, but hey, she was about to get it on with Hulk Hogan, so at least she got the full experience.

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LOTS Of People In Detroit Getting Sued For Downloading Porn!

Might want to try one of those streaming video sites next time, Detroit folks!

Check out the news report (above), in which we learn all about an awk-ward legal case in Metro Detroit involving pornography!

An adult film production company is suing 240 people for illegally downloading their movies AND they're settling with some individuals for as much as $5,000! Wow!

This is why U should NEVER download illegal porn!

Stream it or buy it!

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Inmate Files Lawsuit For Being Denied Porn!

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Maybe they can compromise and slip him a Victoria's Secret magazine or something. Ha!

21-year-old Kyle Richards is an inmate at Macomb County Jail in Michigan, and he's NOT happy that he's not allowed pornography while he's incarcerated. In fact, he's SO unhappy that he's filing a lawsuit because of it!

Richards is suing the jail because he claims his "civil rights are being violated," and that the jail's refusal to give him porn has resulted in a "poor standard of living" as well as "sexual and sensory deprivation" for the inmate.

According to the Michigan Dept of Correction, prisons will allow SOME porno…but it's banned at Richards' specific jail.

The American Civil Liberties Union says that prisons have "have a lot of leeway" with regards to pornographic material, so perhaps that will help Richards' cause.

Given the fact that this inmate wasn't arrested for a sexual crime, we're thinking MAYBE it wouldn't be a huge problem to throw him an issue or two of Playboy…as long as he promises to behave and utilize the magazine as discreetly as possible. LOLz.

What do U think about this inmate's porn lawsuit? Does he have a case here?

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