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Rob Gronkowski Offered A TON Of Cash To Make A Porno!!

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You'd be hard pressed to find someone out there that wouldn't watch Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski in a full-on porno. We're sure there are a LOT of jokes about him being a tight-end, too. Probably some pretty funny ones. We'll take the high road, thanks! LOLz!!

Anyway, Rob was offered more money than we would expect to get his freak on in just one porn scene — we're talking $3.75 million! Holy shizz!!

The weird part about this is

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Coco Brown To Join The 62 Mile High Club — Will Be First Porn Star In Space!

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Who hasn't seen Coco Brown's classics??

We're talkin' Big Booty Bomb 2, Sugarwalls Slop Shots, and who could forget It Don't Matter, Just Don't Bite 5?? LOLz!

Coco has a whole new career now — and plans on becoming the first porn star in space! Even more mind-blowing, if she's chosen, she'll be only the FOURTH African-American in space!

How is it possible there haven't been more??

SpaceXC, a private company in the Netherlands, is attempting to make private space travel viable by Spring of next year — so she jumped at the chance and is now in full training!

Here's how the opportunity came up for her:

"I was at a luncheon in Berlin and I was specially invited and they were talking about going into space. It's that simple."

WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE JUST HANDING OUT SPACE INVITATIONS???

It's not a free gig, though, and Coco is actually going to have to shell out $100k to go — but from what we've heard, that's about 5x less than what others might be paying in the future!

Here's how she's training:

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Rumor Has It…There Is A VIDEO Of Prince Harry's Naked Romp In Vegas!!!

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Even if Prince Harry turns down Vivid Entertainment's $10 million offer to star in his very own pornographic movie, his naked bum STILL isn't safe!

It turns out that there is already a pornographic movie of his naked romp inside the walls of the Wynn and if the home VIDEO of the evening's escapades surface, it "could be the biggest Royal scandal ever."

Sources explained the bombshell news by saying:

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Vivid To Release The AvengersXXX: A Porn Parody Online

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Vivid Entertainment always has the best porn parodies! We mean we've heard…

Anyway…the porno version of The Avengers was directed by award-winning director Axel Braun, from an original script by Braun and Mark Logan.

Braun said:

"'The AvengersXXX Parody' parodies some of the major superheroes, like the ridiculously sexy Ms. Marvel and Scarlet Witch, which have always been part of the erotic fantasies of every adult entertainment fan. And my Nick Fury can totally kick Samuel L. Jackson's ass."

The movie actually looks pretty dang funny.

We're not sure how many names you'd recognize, but a big one is Chyna! She plays She-Hulk.

Check out the video (above) for a SFW clip from the movie, which drops on their website HERE on May 1st, and then in stores May 8th.

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Watching Porn Shuts Down Your Brain!

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You'd think that watching porn would make your brain light up like a Christmas tree on fire.

But viewing erotic movies can actually shut down the part of the brain that processes visuals.

Does it shut down because all your blood rushes to a different organ? *Cough cough*

No actually, it doesn't.

When watching normal movies, blood flows to the visual processing region of the brain, but if the movie is explicit, blood tends to move to other areas of the brain, possibly the ones responsible for sexual arousal.

One of the study researchers said:

"If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes.

But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

That's for sure! Who cares if you're missing some stuff, all you need to do is be able to see the good parts! Ha!

[Image via Rachel Worth/WENN.]

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