Maybe he was just playing Hide & Seek and got REALLY into it…JK!
All jokes aside, this is actually incredibly disturbing and disgusting! During the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, Colorado, a woman went to use a portable toilet and found a man hiding in the waste tank below! YUCK!
The poor, innocent woman thought maybe someone was stuck so she called over security, but then the man locked himself inside for several minutes until he opened the door and bolted….while covered in feces.
Police are currently on the search for the man, who will be charged with "criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact" when/if he's found.
According to witnesses, he MAY go by the name Sky, and he's been described in the following way:
"About 20 years old, 6ft 4ins to 6ft 8ins tall, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark grey sweatpants and no shirt or shoes."
What a gross, upsetting story! We're just glad that the man didn't lay a finger on that woman! All she wanted to do was use the bathroom!
…Did we mention "ewwwwwwwww?"