Someone's mommy needs to give this one a time out!
Whoa, whaaaaat?! This dude is getting grounded!!
Preteens should be downloading JB's albums, not delivering dudes with guns to his home like they were pepperoni pizzas!
The young boy comes from what sources say is a "dysfunctional family" and, for his age, he is reportedly quite the computer hacker. Child Protective Services even visited the family's California apartment before these incidents to monitor his antisocial behavior!
Law enforcement is sympathetic to the unidentified boy's troubling home life, but can they really just give him a slap on the rist?!
Convincing police that Russian gangsters are kidnapping the star of Two and a Half Men is unfathomably uncool.
The El Lay District Attorney is presently deciding whether to charge the boy.
[Image via WENN.]