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This Alabama Politician Is The Kim Davis Of Men's Underwear — Says God Told Him To Ban Saggy Pants!

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Boy, God has sure been busy telling people about the law lately — LOLz!!!

Kim Davis has been working hard using God as her excuse for denying loving couples their Supreme Court-given right to marry, and now we've found another politician using God to justfiy… a sagging pants law?!?!

[ Related: Kim Davis Has Been Married Four Times AND Had Twins Out Of Wedlock ]

Frank Goodman, a city council member in Dadeville, Alabama is behind the city's proposed ban on sagging pants that we reported on this past weekend.

Now, he's given the most unbelievable interview about his sagging ban, with some quotes you have to read to believe!

Goodman claims he spoke to God about the sagging pants issue, and God responded:

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Emoji Prayer Hands Lose Their Divine Glory! Why, Oh Why Hath God Forsaken Us?!

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The Apple giveth, and the Apple taketh away!

The prayer hands emoji meant to bestow infinite reverence via text message has lost the rays of glory emitting from its holy digits.

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As you can see, the emoji used to have heavenly bands of light coming from those two hands in question in iOS 8.2, but in iOS 8.3?

It's just two hands. Two sad, Godless hands.

The switch was first caught by Emojipedia, but soon all shall now that we've lost that special spark of the divine.

Our prayers may be heard, but nay they are unanswered. Whatever deity you believe in watches on with indifference.

[Image via Twitter.]

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NFL Penalizes Muslim Player For BRIEF Prayer After Scoring Touchdown — But Don't They Already Let Prayer Happen Constantly??

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Husain Abdullah, safety for the Kansas City Chiefs, intercepted a pass from Tom Brady and ran it back for a touchdown Monday night.

Chiefs celebrated, the fans were going wild and Abdullah dropped to his knees in prayer in the end zone.

You catch that? Not knee but knees.

This wasn't a single knee, Tebow-style thanks to god. Abdullah is a devout Muslim and his religious touchdown celebration got him a penalty!!

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Pope's Peace Doves Attacked By Birds Of Prey! See The Dramatic Pic HERE!

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The Pope released some doves who were promptly attacked by birds of prey!

No! Poor peace doves!

The pope was giving his weekly Sunday Angelus prayer, in front of the tens of thousands of people who gather in the Vatican, along with two kids, when something unexpected happen!

After finishing his prayer for those in the Ukraine, the kids next to him released two white peace doves, which began to flapp away into the beautiful Italian sky… until they were attacked!!

Two birds of prey, a seagull and a crow, flew in and assaulted the peace doves!

The seagull pinned one of the doves against a wall and pecked at it but the bird escaped while the crow snatched and pecked at the other bird before it too escaped.

The magic power of the pope helped the birds get away with their lives!!

Kinda symbolic… the peace doves were attacked by birds of prey but overcame adversity and rose above it to fly off into the sunset!!

Check out a video of the dove release AFTER THE JUMP!!

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Nelson Mandela Put On Life Support As Health Continues To Decline

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Well this is not what we wanted to hear at all.

Former South African president Nelson Mandela has been hospitalized for the past few weeks with a recurring lung infection and last we heard he was in critical condition.

Things apparently haven't gotten any better as officials are now reporting that the 94-year-old has been put on

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