Johnny Depp Says He Had To Miss Mortdecai's Tokyo Press Conference Because Of A Chupacabra Attack — Yes, This Really Did Happen!
If there's one global issue that we all need to face right now, it's not global warming. No, it's the sudden and vicious attacks perpetrated by the nightmarish mythical beast known as… the Chupacabra.
Johnny Depp reportedly survived such an attack, a feat as rare as a sighting of the "goat-sucker," which is the literal translation of… the Chupacabra.
Sure, there's a chance he was kidding about the assault, but would you take such a chance? No, of course you wouldn't, you Chupacabra-fearing mortal.
Apparently, Johnny missed a press conference for the movie Mortdecai in Tokyo on Monday, and his
excuse reason for missing it was as legendary as the bear-sized, spiny creature: