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Lindsay Loses Jailmate! Alexis Neiers Released From The Slammer!

Filed under: Legal MattersDina LohanReality TV

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Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers was released from Lynwood Detention Center on Friday night after serving only 30 days of her 180-day sentence for her role in a string of celebrity burglaries in the Hollywood Hills.

Alexis, who has been ordered to pay restitution to Orlando Bloom for the theft, released the following statement.

It read:

"I've had time to reflect on my life and the choices that led me to this experience, left alone in my cell 23 hours a day and having everything stripped away but the bare essentials. I did a lot of soul searching. I feel very humbled and see my life in a way that I have come to be very grateful for and I am also grateful to everyone who has helped and supported me through this."

I am committed to talking to teens and encouraging them to become goal oriented and participate in positive activities that give back to their world."

Ha. And are they gonna have their own pathetic reality show?!

Her mother, former Playmate Andrea Arlington, said:

"We are absolutely thrilled and so grateful for Alexis's freedom. We are anxious for the start of a great new future for her. The first thing she wanted when she was out? Real people food. She's craving salmon and mashed potatoes. We can't wait to go out to eat!"

Wowsa! Someone has Dina Lohan syndrome. Who is gonna tell Alexis to get her trashtastic shiz together?!

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Good News For Lohan!

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Only two weeks in the clink!

If Lindsay Lohan ends up behaving herself in prison, she will only serve about 14 days of her 90-day sentence due to overcrowding in the L.A. County jail system.

It had been previously reported that Lindsanity would have to serve at least 22 or 23 days in jail.

The L.A. Sheriff's spokesman says, "She is scheduled to be released on either Aug. 1 or 2 for overcrowding issues and good behavior."

At least she'll be in good company!

According to a jail insider, La Loca's neighboring cell will have Alexis Neiers from E!'s Pretty Wild who is serving her six-month sentence from her participation in the Bling Ring, robbing celeb homes!

We wonder what they're gonna talk about? Ha!

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Mug Shot Hall Of Fame

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Doesn't she just look like a self-righteous little monster?

Check out this just-released mugshot of dumb skank of the year and shameless thief, Alexis Neiers!

As everyone is probably aware, the Pretty Wild moron turned herself in yesterday to begin her six month prison sentence for her involvement in the celebrity Bling Ring burglaries!

Justice is served, bitch! Have fun in jail!

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Pretty Wild Star Is Going To Jail!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooBusted!

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Probably the smartest thing this tramp has ever done!

Pretty Wild star and Bling Ring dumbass Alexis Neiers was in court this morning for her involvement with the gang of celebrity thieves, and pled no contest to her shameless theivery!

The twit just landed herself in prison for 180 days and three years felony probation! She also must stay away from our beloved Orly and his house, from which she originally stole $600,000 worth of his belongings!

Have fun in jail, bb!

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Orly To Testify Against The Bling Ring!

Filed under: Legal MattersOrlando Bloom

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Watch out, you horrible little thief! Orly is coming for that ass!

Next week, that Pretty Wild gutter troll Alexis Neiers will be on trial for her involvement in the infamous Bling Ring, which, if you recall, was made up of those dumb teenagers who broke into celebrity homes in the Hollywood Hills and stole a bunch of shiz that didn't belong to them.

Well, we hope for her sake that she's too STOOPID to have a guilty conscious, because we're hearing that one of the victims of her shameless thievery, Orlando Bloom, will be making an appearance in court to TESTIFY against her!

Ouch! Would you imagine how mortifying it would be to have to stare that beautiful man in the face and know that you took a bunch of his stuff??

We're sure she'll just be an indignant little bitch and sulk the entire time. She's awful!

Take the shame, you twit!

You are fucked!

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Dumbass Reality Stars Caught Stealing…AGAIN.

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Wait, why do these twits have a reality TV show again?

Celebrity thief and Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers and her sister, Tess Taylor, were caught with sticky fingers yet again Saturday night when they were stopped by security attempting to leave a club with an ID and $200 in cash that belonged to a female employee!!

How clASSy!

The idiots returned what was not theirs and no charges were filed.

However, Alexis will be back in court this week for her Bling Ring antics.

Good!! Put that moron away!!

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