Not the dogs! Anything but the dogs!
Last month, Johnny Depp and his wife Amber Heard traveled with their two adorable Yorkshire Terrier pups — Pistol and Boo — to Australia where the 51-year-old actor is currently filming the 5th Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
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The only problem?
The photogenic couple smuggled the woofers ILLEGALLY!
According to Australian law, canines are supposed to be quarantined for at least ten days to make sure they don't bring any diseases into the country's sensitive ecosystem. Also, dogs have been known to kill sheep.
Well it turns out that if Mr. Depp doesn't fly them back to California in two days, they will be euthanized!
And who exactly is threatening Jack Sparrow's little boogers? Agriculture minister Barnaby Joyce!
The politician found out about the dogs "because [officials] saw [Johnny] taking them to a poodle groomer." He's given the thespian the following message:
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